Morning 6-Pack - Top 6 Not-So-Spooky Scare Fails

We’re serving up the Morning 6-Pack — our top six least scary horror movies, aka the flicks that try to spook you and forgot to bring the boo. We kick off by yapping about the whole “Science of Scare” thing (yeah, people hooked up to heart monitors — wild), then flip the vibe and roast six gloriously harmless horror titles. Expect dumb-good punny garbage like The Texas Chain Email Massacre and Paralegal Activity, plus more dad-joke level nonsense that made us cackle. We riff, drum-roll, and crown a numero uno least-scary winner (not gonna spoil that mic-drop here). Short, loud, and silly — we’re basically doing morning cardio for your funny bone.