Morning 6-Pack - Six Surefire Ways to Tank a Date

I'm counting down the Morning 6-Pack: six surefire ways to make sure your date does NOT end with you getting lucky. We kick off with a YouGov poll about Americans' sex lives — wild numbers (7% refused to answer, 21% said 10+ partners, and 80% of married folks had been with their future spouse before the wedding) that set the whole thing on fire. Then I blast through six ridiculous date-killers — think bringing your mom, rolling up on an e-scooter, keeping an AirPod in, shamelessly pointing at someone’s butt, or bragging about your sketchy vacation choices — all guaranteed mood murder. I save the absolute worst move for number one, so I’m not spilling that here. If you wanna giggle at people being gloriously awful on dates, stick around — we roast the most boneheaded plays with max sarcasm and way too much enthusiasm.

Takeaways:

• I riffed on a YouGov sex poll and pulled out the funniest, weirdest stats from the survey.
• We joked that bringing your mom to a date or rolling up on an e-scooter kills any romance fast.
• I made fun of the AirPod-in move and staring-at-her-butt stuff as instant, awkward dealbreakers.
• We roasted people bragging about creepy island visits and other bizarre flexes that end dates immediately.
• I point out wild poll bits like purity pledges and folks claiming daily hookups — totally absurd.
• We counted down six surefire ways to make a date flop, but I won't spoil the top pick.