Morning 6-Pack - Stuff You Should Only Buy at Sam's Club

Sam's Club basically runs how we live now — people are literally putting garage doors straight into their pantries so they can unload bulk like it’s a sport. So we barreled through a Morning 6-Pack of the six things you should only ever buy at Sam’s Club (yep, we’re being dramatic and proud). I riff on how bulk shopping forces you to add fridges, chest freezers, and industrial shelving to your house plan, and why losing reading glasses is apparently a regional pastime. We tease a few no-brainers — rotisserie chickens, Goldfish, a giant ibuprofen tub — and joke about buying paper towels like you’re prepping for the apocalypse. Stick around for the top spot — I’m not giving that away, but it’s gloriously ridiculous and worth the trip.

Takeaways:

• I quip that Sam's Club basically changes house design — think pantry doors, extra fridges, and loading docks.
• We put Halloween candy on the list: buy huge bags for trick-or-treaters and secretly hoard the good stuff.
• I rave that Sam's Club rotisserie chickens beat grocery prices so badly it feels like culinary highway robbery.
• We recommend stocking up on practical junk — four-packs of reading glasses and giant Goldfish tubs are household essentials.
• I tease a wild finale surprise you gotta hear yourself — I’m not about to spoil the top pick.