How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics?

Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold Horse an event and believes he should get one for reasons that are unclear, Jackson might not win gold but he will go down in annals of 'lympic fever and JD is so sleepy from all that jet lag and good Italian eating so sorry fellas, no 'lympic orgy for him! He's too busy being so sleepy and not at all stealing your gold medals while you're in the orgy pile. 

It's the 'lympics, f***ing 'lympics

in the winter, the winter 'lympics

I'm cold, gonna get gold, i'm so cold

It's the 'lympics, the winter 'lympics

I'm gonna compete, i'm going skiing

In the 'lympics, the winter 'lympics 

it's the f***ing 'lympics

The winter 'lympics, it's in it-a-la-ly

Italian 'lympics, mamma mia

Ah the 'lympics! The winter 'lympics!

Ma ma ma mia, it's the 'lympics

Italiano, ma mamia, cappuccino

Winter 'lympics

You're gonna win gold, you're gonna be cold

It's the 'lympics, the f***ing 'lympics

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