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Sep 27, 2026 · 52:17
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This…
Sep 20, 2026 · 57:17
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This…
Sep 13, 2026 · 1:12:32
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This…
Sep 6, 2026 · 55:42
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events ) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
Aug 30, 2026 · 55:10
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events ) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
Aug 23, 2026 · 57:02
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events ) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
Aug 16, 2026 · 1:01:56
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events ) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
Aug 9, 2026 · 1:11:45
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events ) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
Aug 3, 2026 · 3:18
Plumbing the Death Star is coming! Coming back to the UK that is! And this time, Zammit's coming! And we want you to come to one of our many, many live shows! So if you want to…
Aug 2, 2026 · 1:10:24
Another week another beautiful topic suggested by a beautiful Bad Brain Boys subscriber. This time it's the beautiful Kevin_ whomst wants us to answer the very enigmatic question…
Jul 26, 2026 · 39:43
They've cursed a small village, a small town, and maybe even blessed a village, I cant remember. Now they're asking: what if you owned a curaed sword and using it ruined your…
Jul 19, 2026 · 1:12:17
Two out of three of the boys went and saw Toy Story 5 and came out with too many questions. Jackson wants to know what a toy takes pleasure in and if being used for their…
Jul 12, 2026 · 50:02
There's a lot happening in the studio as we attempt to answer the beautiful question put forward by a beautiful listener, Gavbeans. While contemplating the worst animal to get…
Jul 4, 2026 · 1:10:12
Zammit is sick, enjoy this episode of What If, a monthly bonus show on Bad Brain Boys+, while he heals his ailing body. It's one of the good ones where they answer the question…
Jun 28, 2026 · 51:38
The boys are once again joined by their idiot friend Darcy Smith to collectively lower the IQ of the podcast. We don't know what happened on the couch but it's powerful in it's…
Jun 21, 2026 · 56:30
The last time the boys got stuck in a groundhog day situation, things devolved pretty rapidly. Especially when ball peen hammers got involved. This time around we get to pick! JD…
Jun 14, 2026 · 54:44
It's a question as old as time, if you had access to a magic pudding that has the powers of 1. is a little man 2. can be eaten infinitely and 3. if you spin the pot a bunch of…
Jun 7, 2026 · 1:04:54
The Joels get confused about why they're here but at least they're excited to be on what they perceive to be a film set. Knowing that taking out the first billionaire is integral…
May 31, 2026 · 1:01:17
This is a good and normal podcast. Don't forget to tell your friends and share it with your family. They'll appreciate and love you even more for it. At the very least, they'll…
May 24, 2026 · 1:02:18
In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why…
May 17, 2026 · 1:12:54
It's a very succinct and eloquently spoken question this episode! It's one of those classic questions that it's somehow taken us over 600 episodes to even bother to ask. But we…
May 10, 2026 · 1:01:50
This week the boys are tasked with the almost impossible task of attempting to be Batman on the cheap. The biggest hurdle? Not being strong, clever, smart, handsome or good…
May 3, 2026 · 1:12:57
Zammit is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear as the beautiful and normal hosts are joined by…
Apr 26, 2026 · 1:03:52
JD is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear true believer, we have Adam Carnevale from the hit…
Apr 19, 2026 · 1:01:08
Jackson is so mad at Wonka that he forgot the golden rule of running a competition: the goal for the company, or in this instance, the man, is to get as much money as humanly…
Apr 12, 2026 · 1:15:03
This week we are joined by Matt Stewart from Prime Mates to ponder the question what if Harambe was buried in Stephen King's Pet Sematary? From guesting on Joe Rogan to the…
Apr 5, 2026 · 1:11:48
Today the boys are joined by wonderful friend and even more wonderfuller comedian Lauren Bonner to ask a very important question one of YOU had: which green guy is the best to…
Mar 29, 2026 · 1:16:18
Lena is joined by her buffoon co-hosts Joel, Joel and Jackson to eventually discuss the problems with superpowers in job interviews. Jackson displays a problematic amount of…
Mar 22, 2026 · 1:14:47
We’re Duscher-less this week but we’re joined by George and Demi from Grin and Dandy to help answer another incredible pop culture question. This time we’re going back in time…
Mar 15, 2026 · 1:04:31
The human body has so many superfluous bits and is lacking cool things like extra knees and we here at Plumbing the Death Star are the perfect trio to come up with brilliant and…
Mar 8, 2026 · 1:07:29
Your boys have woken up in a lab, or possibly seen a guy who looks EXACTLY like them or simply walked into the Clones R Us store and are now having to figure out the conundrum…
Mar 1, 2026 · 1:05:39
In an episode where they've never needed his bullshit X-Men knowledge more, Zammit's out sick. But never fear true believer as he's been replaced by our good friend Darcy Smith…
Feb 22, 2026 · 1:04:26
Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold…
Feb 15, 2026 · 1:03:02
Who could forget the 2011 Bradley Cooper vehicle ‘Limitless’? Where he, of course, as you remember, played worthless scumbag Eddie Mora who took so many limitless pills he became…
Feb 8, 2026 · 54:33
The last time we talked about Toy Story we ended up predicting Toy Story 4. Let’s hope the same can be said again. This episode goes out to our beautiful and ugly listeners (if…
Feb 1, 2026 · 56:04
No one push Zammit and Jackson over! Their elderly knees will shatter. Anyways how bad would you wanna smell? How many senses even are there?? Links to everything at…
Jan 25, 2026 · 1:00:12
Are Kermit and Miss Piggy doing kissing? or perhaps even more...? Who knows? There's only one thing we know for sure, and it's that Jackson should never be allowed near those…
Jan 18, 2026 · 1:08:21
Editors note: I deeply apologise to the listener who suggested this topic. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media…
Jan 11, 2026 · 1:01:54
I promise you, they'll get to the point at some point... Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to…
Jan 4, 2026 · 1:07:25
Big Batman? Big Alfred? CROONS? Holy Riffs Batman Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a…
Dec 29, 2025 · 1:00:23
Hello beautiful listeners, while we all enjoy our holiday break please you to enjoy our live performance of Plumbing the Death Star at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival…
Dec 21, 2025 · 1:05:39
Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up…
Dec 14, 2025 · 53:52
The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of food Links to everything at…
Dec 7, 2025 · 1:05:38
The boys are joined this episode by good friend Lena Moon to discuss just how much you could screw up by going back and time. I'd like to go back in time before I heard this…
Nov 30, 2025 · 1:06:47
This week we're joined by the beautiful, handsome, dashing Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall as we delve into which aspects of our life we want to do a big severance to! Wiping asses,…
Nov 23, 2025 · 1:01:49
What would be the ultimate roofman downfall? the sweet, human act of falling in love? Do you yearn to see the back ball shot of channing tatum in the hit new movie roofman? they…
Nov 16, 2025 · 1:11:19
Which animal would you put in the pit? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a…
Nov 9, 2025 · 1:23:04
fellas is it beneficial (in an evolutionary way) to tan your asshole? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media…
Nov 2, 2025 · 1:05:57
did you guys ever see stuart little? that fucking movie is insane. The cats a pet but stuart the mouse is a person? and he's got a little bedroom and everything. Links to…
Oct 26, 2025 · 53:55
hello please let me in, I need a shit Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a…
Oct 19, 2025 · 1:11:03
GAME SHOW EPISODE! But also how to commit credit card fraud and also some medical information about pissing cum? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar…
Oct 12, 2025 · 1:11:50
Does your dog need a tent? Whats the best sleeping set up? do toilets belong in kitchens? somehow, all these questions are answered during this weeks episode, which is about tron…
Oct 5, 2025 · 1:11:15
what if your sports team coach was bizarro ted lasso? and he spoke about kicking dogs instead of good things like believing in each other and stuff? Links to everything at…
Sep 28, 2025 · 58:51
CANS! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+…
Sep 21, 2025 · 1:19:14
Don't listen to this with your step dad because it might get real awkward. Also, Johnny Baby is eating the walls. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar…
Sep 14, 2025 · 1:06:52
They get to the question eventually, but first the boys are in an aggressive competition to prove how little they know about the purpose of human blood. Links to everything at…
Sep 7, 2025 · 1:11:36
Strap in for Plumbing the Meta Star! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a…
Aug 31, 2025 · 48:14
Jackson read a book so now he has to explain it badly to all of us and the boys need to figure out how to murder this car asap Links to everything at…
Aug 24, 2025 · 1:11:04
Would you make a smart dinosaur? Would you have sexual relations with a dinosaur to slowly breed dinosaurs with human intelligence? What would Oppenheimer think about time…
Aug 17, 2025 · 1:13:11
Would you straight up fuck a rat? believe it or not, that's what's being discussed here for some reason? Also there's some fun stuff about two monkey's escaping a van or…
Aug 10, 2025 · 1:02:06
Would you be a puddle? Would you fuse yourself into a horse and put all your shapeshifter pain receptors in your human/horse balls? Who knows? The world is your oyster. But one…
Aug 3, 2025 · 1:15:52
STAR WARS TIME! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at…
Jul 27, 2025 · 1:15:50
Happy 600-3! That sounds like some sort of terminator name or something. Anyways, this one is somehow mostly about drugs and boners but if that's not what you expect at this…
Jul 20, 2025 · 1:06:56
Time travel has infinite possibilities, so of course these 3 immediately took it to suck job machines... Happy 600 again! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb…
Jul 13, 2025 · 1:04:19
an all timer episode if you love terrible impressions... Happy 600! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links…
Jul 6, 2025 · 1:08:46
Imagine a wedding, but literally everyone was shitting themselves constantly... Or one where the best man had a fresh pair of... "beeth"? Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death…
Jun 29, 2025 · 1:05:11
SANTA'S NOT REAL, hit listem in your car Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a…
Jun 22, 2025 · 1:10:03
For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked. Links to everything at…
Jun 15, 2025 · 56:30
DISCLAIMER, This episode is actually about what celebrities are most like 'the general vibe of a dad'. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our…
Jun 8, 2025 · 51:03
remember that hulk blood that got into stan lee's soda that one time from that movie we've all seen from the last 20 years or something? Well basically, how would you sell it?…
Jun 1, 2025 · 56:44
fuck that cat man Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain…
May 25, 2025 · 1:02:05
Daredevil is claiming false disability benefits, Superman is a pervert who should've helped us kill a neighbours dog. The Hulk is secretly harbouring a relationship with a…
May 18, 2025 · 58:49
Here's a little soup recipe I found whilst perusing the net: Step one: Fill bowl with water from tap Step two: Serve Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar…
May 11, 2025 · 1:24:56
You might be thinking to yourself "who even are the avengers at this point?"... And you'd be correct. That's a good question. Join the boys as they sift through thousands of…
May 4, 2025 · 1:07:24
Remember that time Johnny Cash made a song about doing Freaky Friday with a chicken, and he turned into a bank robber whilst a chicken made off with his fame and fortune?…
Apr 27, 2025 · 1:09:09
We’ve all heard of the Robbie Williams Monkey Movie, right? It’s all fun and games in the world of the movie, but what if you actually had a little ape son? How would that even…
Apr 20, 2025 · 1:04:52
Would raising baby jesus be easier if he were a dog? Probably not right? No one can know for sure though. 3 dumbo blokes sound out whether they could have done a better job than…
Apr 13, 2025 · 1:00:27
Could you sit down and talk with a leopard? Perhaps? Probably not, on account of them not being able to speak. Have you seen a zorse? How would you ‘do’ the zoo? Three boys delve…
Apr 6, 2025 · 54:41
What animal are you mixing with another animal or something? Gonna be real, I had to google what a catdog is. still not entirely sure tbh. Is it a children's show? how does it…
Mar 30, 2025 · 1:02:26
You’ve been sucked into a board game jumanji styles. But which game? That’s up to you, dear reader. Do you want to access parts of your daily routine by answering correct trivia…
Mar 23, 2025 · 58:11
It’s the one you’ve been waiting for since presumably last week! The Avengers are here but they’re bad and wrong. Captain America but he’s only got swords and his super soldier…
Mar 16, 2025 · 51:11
Vague reasons are sending the boys to space against their will. Can they bring a walkman? How will they coordinate ‘whacking off’? But most importantly, is it PON or PONG? (It’s…
Mar 9, 2025 · 49:58
Awooga eyes? death by trains? Gaining people's abilities through the means of sucking them off? Sounds like a fun and normal chat about Looney Tunes if you ask me. Links to…
Mar 2, 2025 · 55:43
Mirror Mirror on the wall! Who are the 3 dumbest podcasters of them all? Whether it’s perving or finding more efficient ways to kill Harry Potter, each fictional mirror has their…
Feb 23, 2025 · 53:25
The Jedi are decimated, Palpatine has taken control of the galaxy and re-shuffled it into THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE. Meanwhile, you're vacationing on Mustafar and stumble across…
Feb 16, 2025 · 59:03
Elton John has wheeled out his grand piano to your romantic picnic spot. He has written you a song all about his potions & sculptures. But what does any of it actually mean?…
Feb 9, 2025 · 1:02:25
You've landed in London, you're weary from your long flight, you need a taxi. Which Mario Kart character are you choosing to drive? Be careful, your choice could have disastrous…
Feb 2, 2025 · 48:47
Dorothy and the gang have annihilated that witch and now they've come to the Plumbing Boys for their sweet reward! With not a single brain between them how will they figure out…
Jan 26, 2025 · 56:38
It's one of the oldest riddles (or puzzles (apparently it's a puzzle, there's a lot of disbelief and arguments at this)) ever told! You are on one side of the river with a goose,…
Jan 18, 2025 · 41:21
Oh shade! That's what the boys needed! Now somewhat out of the sun the Plumbing Boys can bring Pooling the Poolstar to a close by trying to pitch the Truman Show to investors.…
Jan 12, 2025 · 31:31
Plumbing the Death Star has been in the pool for too long and the sun is starting to get to them. You can tell. Duscher's head is burning. Maybe because of this they're turning…
Jan 5, 2025 · 45:39
Can you believe it's that time of year again? The much anticipated Pooling the Poolstar! Or Pooling the Deathstar? Whatever, who cares, it's hot and we're in a pool. After…
Dec 29, 2024 · 53:52
Plumbing the Death Star has a long history of misremembering how Uncle Ben died. Who shot him? Why? Uncle Guts? Well in this episode JoshAus let's the boys revisit that…
Dec 22, 2024 · 1:12:39
Merry Christmas from Plumbing the Death Star! To bring in the hollyest and jollyest of seasons the boys decide to exploit the magic old hat that brought frosty the snowman to…
Dec 15, 2024 · 55:26
Oh no! Space aliens have taken a keen interest in plumbing the death star and decided to abduct them. What will befall our intrepid trio? Well, Zammit almost instantly dies from…
Dec 8, 2024 · 47:18
No form of pop culture is safe from Plumbing the Death Star, and that includes ancient greek mythology. JohnnyImperfectAlien from the Sanspants Radio discord, asks the boys to…
Dec 1, 2024 · 55:25
In the movie the Substance Demi Moore takes the Substance and gives birth to a Substance baby played by Margaret Qualley, and that's only the start of her problems. Well what if…
Nov 24, 2024 · 58:52
Plumbing the Death Star has reunited after their UK tour and just in time for the Cheerful Earful Podcast festival, and they're talking planes and air travel. Jackson is scared…
Nov 17, 2024 · 51:30
In the movie Deadpool and Wolverine they say that their Wolverine is the worst Wolverine because he got drunk once at the wrong time. The Plumbing Boys find that unsatisfactory.…
Nov 10, 2024 · 53:44
With basically no plan Plumbing the Death Star launch into the question today. How would you redesign Aquaman? For what? Who knows. Zammit wants him bald and mutilated, possibly…
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