Get Your Street Name - Ep 26-381

What’s up, America? Welcome to The Kevin Jackson Show! Glad you’re here—and glad more Americans are finally understanding what Democrats have spent years building. You wanted a neighborhood. They gave you a territory. You wanted public safety. They gave you a lecture about why expecting it makes you the problem.

We are not thugs, folks. But if Democrats get back in power, you might want to look into a street name. Because apparently, before you can get anybody’s attention at City Hall, you need an alias and somebody willing to say, “You don’t know who you’re messing with.”

So let’s get you prepared. Public service is what I do.

Here’s the formula: Take the first Blaxploitation movie that comes to mind and add your favorite car.

Shaft Ferrari.

Superfly Mercedes.

Cleopatra Jones Tesla.

Now, Cleopatra Jones Tesla sounds like she solves crimes until the battery hits twelve percent. Then she needs forty-five minutes behind a shopping center before she can resume the pursuit.

Shaft Ferrari doesn’t walk into a room. Somebody opens both doors and announces the financing terms.

And Superfly Mercedes? That man has never returned a borrowed dollar, but he will explain how your negative energy is interfering with his business opportunities.

What’s YOUR street name? Call me. We need to know who we’re dealing with before the next election.

I’m telling you, watch enough crime shows and you’ll see people who have known each other for fifteen years without knowing anybody’s actual name. The detective asks, “Who was with you?”

“Little Man.”

“Little Man who?”

“Big Man’s cousin.”

“What’s Big Man’s name?”

“Man, why you asking all these questions?”

Because somebody has been shot, and apparently the entire witness list consists of adjectives!

Meanwhile, his grandmother is standing on the porch saying, “His name is Reginald. And he needs to bring my car back.”

But why should street names be limited to the street? Let’s give Democrats their own system. They already have stage names for policies. Spending becomes “investment.” A tax increase becomes “fairness.” By the time they finish introducing the legislation, even the legislation doesn’t know its government name.

For Democrats, take a pastry and add the name of your first pet.

What would Talarico’s be?

Muffin Pooch.

Kevin Jackson has been called, the "white-collar" Joe Rogan. Given their similar backgrounds in TV, comedy, and martial arts, it's easy to see why people enjoy Kevin's show so much.

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