Comedian Dave Landau and comedian Austin Anderson break down the week's absurd headlines, internet cringe, and the general collapse of common sense. Two comics, no script, no safety net — laughing while civilization comes apart.Episodes start with a headline and end somewhere unrecognizable.New episodes every Friday at 10AM ET. Bonus episodes every Saturday for members at patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowBusiness inquiries: austinandersoncomedy@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 13, 2026 · 1:01:55
The blue wave has arrived, and apparently it brought every lunatic in America along for the ride. This week on The Dave & Austin Show, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson dive…
Oct 30, 2026 · 45:28
A man facing life in prison has one final request before pleading guilty: a Philly cheesesteak, fries, and a Pepsi. Apparently, justice comes with a side of fries. This week on…
Oct 23, 2026 · 1:15:33
Satan has apparently found his way into local government. And somehow, that's not even the weirdest thing happening this week. Dave Landau and Austin Anderson are back for…
Oct 2, 2026 · 53:32
Madonna has ass lasers. Sex robots are getting skin. Paris Fashion Week looks like the final boss battle of Western civilization. And somehow Marlon Brando eating Burger King in…
Sep 25, 2026 · 55:58
This week, Dave and Austin discover what happens when a man puts a queen bee where absolutely no queen bee belongs — and somehow turn it into the origin story for the worst…
Sep 11, 2026 · 1:01:55
This week, men pay for toe toast, a literal Foot God, men hanging blocks of cheese from places cheese should never be attached, masculinity camps, catastrophic internet stunts,…
Sep 4, 2026 · 51:29
Dave and Austin are back, and somehow society got even weirder while we were gone. This week: a guy doing lines at Kroger like it’s a Tuesday morning staff meeting, a man who…
Aug 21, 2026 · 52:33
This episode has everything: AI babies writing poetry from the bottom of the ocean, a man apparently volunteering his genitals to a swarm of bees, the ongoing desecration of My…
Aug 14, 2026 · 1:00:54
A man eats giant chunks of butter covered in frosting before casually announcing that his $100 pizza has arrived. That alone should’ve been enough for one episode. It was not. We…
Aug 7, 2026 · 38:33
Dave and Austin also meet a walking tattoo shop, witness the least dignified musical ever staged, hear an arrested man make one unforgettable request, watch a wedding piñata turn…
Jul 31, 2026 · 59:48
Dave and Austin witness a giant turtle attempt crowd-surfing without a crowd, a woman declaring war on pavement with a minibike, a disturbingly seductive beaver, faith healing in…
Jul 24, 2026 · 1:02:28
A 74-year-old grandpa squeezes into a patriotic women's swimsuit, climbs onto a homemade chain swing, and turns one peaceful backyard into a neighborhood hostage situation. From…
Jul 17, 2026 · 58:46
This week, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson descend into the digital sewer to meet the people sacrificing their dignity—and apparently their reproductive organs—for views. We’ve…
Jul 10, 2026 · 54:26
The internet coughed up another creature from the basement, and this time he’s wearing a cowboy hat, enough turquoise to bankrupt a county fair, and eating a used ZYN pouch out…
Jun 26, 2026 · 1:02:16
This week on The Dave and Austin Show, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to the internet doing what it does best: proving humanity may not need an apocalypse because we’re…
Jun 22, 2026 · 44:01
Dave Landau and Austin Anderson are back, and the world is still getting weirder. A church service that looks less like worship and more like a low-budget patriotic circus,…
Jun 12, 2026 · 59:43
Dave and Austin react to a priest DJing what looks like a Catholic rave, Madonna refusing to age quietly, fake abs, grocery store chaos, and the cultural fever dream we’re all…
Jun 5, 2026 · 44:00
Dave and Austin are back, and this episode goes completely off the rails. From phone addiction turning humanity into hunched-over goblins to the weirdest corners of the internet,…
May 29, 2026 · 47:53
Dave and Austin are concerned, and this week the world gave them plenty of reasons. From a pole-dancing robot with a surveillance camera head to butthole sunning, RFK Jr.…
May 22, 2026 · 51:33
Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to a world that feels like there is no hope for humanity: a bizarre church service with a pastor using a labor pain simulator, political…
May 15, 2026 · 45:31
Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to the wildest stories of the week, from a climate protester dangling inside a giant bell to the Met Gala looking more like The Hunger…
May 8, 2026 · 49:07
Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to one of the most unhinged corners of the internet: people sharing advice about using frozen V8, tomato juice, ketchup packets, and other…
May 1, 2026 · 45:23
Ultra-processed food is officially getting weird. In this episode, Austin Anderson and Dave Landau react to the kind of internet insanity that makes you want to throw your phone…
Apr 24, 2026 · 43:23
Austin Anderson is back with his only guest, Dave Landau, and this episode goes gloriously off the rails. We react to one of the weirdest and most disturbing trends on the…
Apr 10, 2026 · 1:04:47
Dave Landau joins Austin Anderson for a completely unhinged episode covering Trump, Elton John in a Donald Duck costume, bizarre internet lore, open mic chaos, weird news, and…
Apr 9, 2026 · 1:09:56
Welcome to the show where Dave Landau is Austin Anderson’s only guest, and this episode starts with drive-thru frustration before spiraling into cigarette nostalgia, comedy…
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