Morning 6-Pack - Things We Pray Our Home Cams Never Catch

65% of homeowners start freaking out about whether they locked the door or shut the garage within a half hour of leaving — and yeah, I’m guilty too. So we tore into the Morning 6-Pack and counted down the top six things you absolutely do not want to spot on your home security cam while you’re out. Expect stuff like an Amazon driver relieving himself in your shrubs and Nana making a pants-less cameo (family reunion vibes). We even riff on the horror show of federal agents showing up for your chronically-online teen — awkward doesn’t cut it. It’s fast, sarcastic, and kinda terrifying in a hilarious way; laugh now, panic later.

Takeaways:

• I joke that about 65% of homeowners start worrying they left the door unlocked within a half hour.
• Nearly 60% of people actually turn around and drive back home to check, and we laugh about it.
• We point out smart home alerts can get buried — 39% of security owners have legitimately missed important notifications.
• The Morning 6-Pack dishes out gross, wild stuff you never wanna see on your home security camera while away.
• We roast examples: Amazon drivers peeing in shrubs, Nana pantsless, perverts messing with Halloween skeletons, and federal officers serving a warrant.