Morning 6-Pack - Get That Gen Z Stare

We're counting down six surefire ways to trigger the Gen Z stare — that delightful blank, no-smile, no-grunt look younger folks give instead of saying "sure." Psychologists say don't read too much into it — sometimes they're confused, anxious, or just processing — but yeah, it still feels like getting ghosted mid-request. I riff through six classic lines that'll earn you that stare, like lecturing about delivery vs. pickup, telling someone to get their own place, or claiming The Goonies beats Stranger Things. I keep it fast, sarcastic, and mostly just messing with generational awkwardness. I won't spoil the top spot here though — you're gonna want to hear the finale to catch the best eye-roll.