Morning 6-Pack - Six way-funnier names for McDonald's Big Arch

McDonald's dropped the Big Arch — basically a burger the size of a bus and clocking in at just over 1,000 calories. I rant that at about $15 for a meal it's not cheap, but hey, you're definitely getting your money's worth in mass and regret. We run a quick Morning 6-Pack where I pitch better names for this mega-sandwich, because “Big Arch” is kinda lame. I toss out goofy contenders like “McMuffin Top” and “MC Bypass” and we laugh about how this thing could ruin your dinner plans. Stick around — we save the top pick for last, and trust me, it’s worth the wait.

Takeaways:

• We mocked McDonald's new Big Arch as their answer to 'fast food not feeling like a deal' — it's enormous and kinda ridiculous.
• I said it's about 1,000 calories so it's more of an afternoon commitment than a normal lunch, no joke.
• We pointed out the burger has roughly triple the calories of a regular Mickey D's cheeseburger and about double a Big Mac, yikes.
• At around fifteen bucks for a meal, it's not exactly cheap, but hey the calorie-to-dollar ratio is kinda off the charts, lol.
• We roasted the name 'Big Arch' and ran through our top six better names, finishing with the gloriously dumb 'Off Salad' as number one.