She roasted kids’ haircuts and asked for weed — allegedly

A woman in Milwaukee is accused of pretending to be a substitute teacher at Rufus King High School — and yeah, students say she walked in blasting rap, dissed kids about weight, race, looks and money, and even asked if anyone had a vape or weed. I mean, we’re talking substitute or drunk uncle at Thanksgiving? How does someone get past sign-in and into third period looking for blunts instead of teaching fractions? The kids complained and got the classic skeptical grown-up response — “whatever, go back” — so of course the real teacher comes back and asks what they learned. Their answer? No algebra, but they now know what a quarter and an eighth are. So hey, maybe not the math lesson they wanted, but technically… we did learn fractions.

Takeaways:

• I riff on a Milwaukee woman accused of pretending to be a substitute at Rufus King High School, according to Fox 6.
• Students say she blasted loud rap, insulted kids' looks, race and money, and even asked if anyone had weed.
• I joke that she felt more like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving than an actual teacher—total chaos.
• We poke fun at the school's security lapse — how did she get past sign-in and into third period?
• Despite the mess, I tease that students technically learned fractions when she asked for a quarter and an eighth.