Morning 6-Pack - Hilariously Bad 'Sexy' Halloween Picks

Americans say they're sick of the "sexy" version of everything — that's the big takeaway, right up front. So we crank through a Morning 6-Pack about Halloween burnout, calling out the whole trend of turning every job into fishnets (sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy TSA... seriously?). I poke fun at people knee-deep in Joker and Harley Quinn clones and defend the poor pirate for once, while admitting I'm the kind of big guy who can only pull off Hodor. Only about one in four adults plan to dress up, but two-thirds say you're never too old to do it, so go be weird — just maybe skip the tired looks. We count down six of the least-popular "sexy" costumes; I’ll tease the list but I’m not giving away the top spot.

Takeaways:

• I say America’s officially tired of sexy versions of everything — seriously, stop it already, people.
• I point out only about one in four adults actually plan to dress up this Halloween season, wild contrast.
• I note over two-thirds of folks still believe you’re never too old to rock a costume, embrace the chaos.
• I gripe that pirates, Joker lookalikes, and Harley Quinn imitators are getting seriously overdone at parties these days.
• In our Morning 6-Pack I roast bizarre least-popular sexy picks — some political, some gross; I won’t spoil the top spot.
• I admit I’m a big boy who basically can only pull off Hodor as a costume, I keep it real.