Morning 6-Pack - Stuff We Miss When There Are No Boys

Women are more likely to want daughters now — a worldwide survey of nearly 45,000 people even shows two-thirds say they don’t care, but where there’s a preference the girls are winning, so baby boys are kinda going out of style. I’m Haystack and we ripped through a Morning 6-Pack of the top six things parents who never have boys miss out on. Expect gross-but-funny stuff like cleaning up pee stains that somehow never land in the toilet and stitching a homemade Spider-Man costume that’s held together by duct tape and hope. We also hit classic kid chaos — turning empty wrapping-paper tubes into lightsabers and all the messy, loud giggling that follows. We save the juiciest finale for last, so give it a listen if you want the full punchline (I’m not spoiling the number-one — not today).

Takeaways:

• I riff on a global survey of nearly 45,000 people showing women prefer daughters more often.
• We joke that two thirds of folks actually don't care about baby gender, funny but true.
• I push back on the "toxic masculinity" angle, saying most little boys are loud, sticky, not toxic.
• We run a fast Morning 6-Pack shouting out classic boy moments — pee misses, Spider-Man costumes, nonstop fart giggles.
• I remind listeners that predicting a kid's future based on gender is a giant gamble, so chill out, lol.