Robo-Umps are Screwing Teams Over | Ep. 58

On today’s episode of Podcast Doesn’t Exist, we cover the latest ABS story, as well as a full breakdown of week 8 of the 2026 MLB season.

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00:00 - Intro

1:51 - ABS

18:20 - Pirates

25:45 - Cubs

31:40 - Cardinals

34:50 - Uribe Suspension

39:50 - Brewers

45:48 - Reds

49:40 - Rays

52:55 - Angels v Rays National Anthem

57:30 - BDE Philanthropy for Project Béisbol

1:02:15 - Jesus Sanchez Hit by ball

1:04:44 - Blue Jays

1:10:45 - Yankees

1:17:40 - Orioles

1:20:00 - Red Sox

1:22:10 - Tigers

1:24:50 - White Sox

1:33:10 - Guardians

1:34:50 - Royals

1:38:25 - Twins

1:40:10 - Mariners

1:45:50 - Gusto.com/PDE

1:49:03 - Rangers

1:52:25 - Athletics

1:53:50 - Astros

1:58:06 - Angels

2:00:20 - Braves

2:05:50 - Mets

2:08:20 - Phillies

2:12:45 - Bryce Harpers Toothpaste

2:13:40 - Marlins

2:14:35 - Nationals

2:17:10 - Diamondbacks

2:18:30 - Dodgers

2:25:25 - Padres

2:26:40 - Giants

2:29:25 - Rockies
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