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13 de nov. de 2026 · 42:14
"A time when desire still had to be worked for..." Matthew Berry and his Commanders lead us to tipping your private car drivers, the greatest trilogy of all time, Tommy Lee's…
13 de nov. de 2026 · 43:55
"Like a lighthouse for a coast that's already washed away..." Chris Cote is on the verge of making a seismic decision regarding his future, but he still wants to talk to his…
13 de nov. de 2026 · 40:19
"You know what, Mike Ryan? I might F with you." HUT ONE. HUT TWO. AND YOUR WIFE'S GONNA LOVE IT, TOO. HUT ONE. HUT TWO. SHOW ME THE MONEY. Today's cast: Amin, Your ol' pal Dave…
12 de nov. de 2026 · 16:45
Baseball season might be over, but the Pitch Clock isn't! Join Jeremy Tache, Chris Cote and Roy Bellamy as they go through the names of the all-time greats, and square off in a…
12 de nov. de 2026 · 58:31
Week 10. The season has flown by like it always does. The Chargers are done. The Texans are done. The Browns are almost done. And somehow Aaron Rodgers has the Steelers in first…
12 de nov. de 2026 · 5:06
"They had to include feet in the headline." There's a Thursday Thunder. There are flowers. There are jokers. There are no polls. And, for that, Zaslow falls on the sword.
12 de nov. de 2026 · 36:56
"I only say that to brag." Zaslow claims he is always sincere, but our Celebrity Prognosticator finds that a little hard to believe.
12 de nov. de 2026 · 42:38
"When a brother with three gray shirts makes a video talking to you, you should be very afraid." Jerry Stackhouse once finished playing a basketball game, put on a suit to talk…
12 de nov. de 2026 · 39:23
"Any time you can get Rob Reiner and a penis pump..." Amin's spitting game at the soon-to-be ex-wife of the ex-NVIDIA CEO.
12 de nov. de 2026 · 40:07
"You have the tongue of a 7-footer." Zaslow is headed toward a sleep-divorce, Tony got some freaky news, and Amin is living the 5 o’clock shadow life. Today's cast: Zaslow, Amin,…
12 de nov. de 2026 · 42:45
Seems as if the only place in America where Republican strongholds didn't get flipped was in Florida. Billy Corben talks about the midterm results with Axios senior political…
12 de nov. de 2026 · 1:35:20
Dane Cook made millions making millions of people laugh - until he discovered his own brother stole millions from him. Dane opens up about the family betrayal that cost him more…
11 de nov. de 2026 · 6:46
“If my grandfather had three wheels, he’d be a tricycle.” Jeremy Taché reflects on losing the Pitch Clock tiebreaker, and JuJu counts down his top five most second-hand…
11 de nov. de 2026 · 40:55
“I’m getting Jan 6 vibes...”Jessica Smetana checks in to discuss Miami vs. Notre Dame, catch vs. not a catch, and the CFP rankings. Meanwhile, her new segment “Can You Guys…
11 de nov. de 2026 · 40:30
“Oh, did I say Hulk Hogan?” Diana Russini returns with a new show, and the crew debates how it will be received. Then Zaslow quizzes Greg on DC characters while the crew reacts…
11 de nov. de 2026 · 41:27
“Please throw that curveball again.” The Pitch Clock tiebreaker plays out at Tamiami Park, with Jeremy Taché on the mound, Chris Cote at the plate, and a lot of opinions from the…
11 de nov. de 2026 · 38:11
“Well, what the hell is a ranking step?” Tony is training as EP, and the crew reacts to Miami dropping to No. 7 in the College Football Playoff rankings. Malik Willis is out for…
10 de nov. de 2026 · 9:39
"Yo Zaslow, you lookin all regal." Is there any penalty more deflating than an ineligible man downfield?
10 de nov. de 2026 · 39:27
"I'll show you talkin race, alright." 7x NASCAR Cup Champion Jimmie Johnson joins us in the studio to discuss the upcoming final race of his career at February's Daytona 500, his…
10 de nov. de 2026 · 39:20
"It would be dissapoing if they don’t interact at all." With the NFL Trade Deadline approaching, Hawk proposes the show makes some cross-podcast trades.
10 de nov. de 2026 · 39:31
“This is well-timed: I gotta go take a crap." It's time to introduce the latest and greatest NFL playoff ranking sweeping the nation: The Zaslow Football Playoff.
10 de nov. de 2026 · 42:07
"He's not a super high compete guy." After Pablo's feature in GQ, the Jaguars going all-in, Doc Rivers issuing a strange apology, and Carson Wentz's MNF disaster, Greg has one…
9 de nov. de 2026 · 55:19
Week 9 is in the books. And it felt like we survived it instead of enjoying it. The Browns game was brutal. The Giants needed JJ and Jameis to beat Joe Milton. JOE MILTON!? But…
9 de nov. de 2026 · 7:05
"Leaking oil from the ear." Before we update today's Polls, a confusion over the name 'Dana White' has us reliving some of the more laughable political moments of the last decade.
9 de nov. de 2026 · 38:48
"I did not say, 'low IQ.' I said, 'He doesn't have a super high IQ.'" Amin delivers his Weekend Observations from our Green Screen room without Dan noticing. Plus, we're stacking…
9 de nov. de 2026 · 41:04
"I don't know. Anyway." Dan has questions about the 49ers and their potential reunion. Also, there was a good Holy War, and news breaks about the 24-team playoff in the middle of…
9 de nov. de 2026 · 37:38
"Who feels worse?" As we attempt to sort through Dan's thousands of observations from the football weekend, we need some help from the Divine (Deablo).
9 de nov. de 2026 · 45:25
"Look at me: are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?" Elijah Lofton definitely made that catch, but he also might not have, unless he did, but, of course, it may not have been a…
6 de nov. de 2026 · 45:53
"IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER MISTER LISTER!" After Matthew Berry delivers his best fantasy football info, Mister Lister takes the show by storm.
6 de nov. de 2026 · 42:40
"Give my best to Brother Leeman." We might have other topics to cover, but let's be real: all that matters here is the rivalry coming up this weekend.
6 de nov. de 2026 · 40:48
"Courtesy of, of course, the New World Order..." Brother Amin leads Dan's dream podcast: a Local Hour featuring fear. Fear for local teams and local teams only. Today's cast:…
5 de nov. de 2026 · 24:45
"Our friendship will not be locked out." Yeah, yeah, yeah, Adnan has info on what to look for as we inch toward 2027, but more importantly: IT'S A SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES. CHRIS.…
5 de nov. de 2026 · 55:51
It’s the best of times. It’s the worst of times. Best: it’s elimination Saturday in the SEC. Worst: it’s sad times in Miami for Malachi Toney. Mike Ryan Ruiz gets into his…
5 de nov. de 2026 · 10:36
"I don't know if you heard the word on the curb..." Tony and JuJu are destined to pull their hamstrings.
5 de nov. de 2026 · 39:27
"I'm going to the dentist." Dan gets really angry about the Nicholas Cage-John Madden movie not being more of a Christian Bale-Al Davis movie for some reason.
5 de nov. de 2026 · 44:08
"Something happens in this hour that will get a member of the Shipping Container off the show. Tune in to find out who." Dan wants to partner with Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion…
5 de nov. de 2026 · 41:46
"Who shrunk the reaper?" Something happens in this hour that will get a member of the Shipping Container next hour of the show. Tune in to find out who.
5 de nov. de 2026 · 43:23
"Full disclosure, I did not take that into account." There are no Women's Clubs on Greg Cote's plantation. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.
5 de nov. de 2026 · 1:23:33
Beto O'Rourke walked so James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa could run... and win in Texas. This powerful conversation isn't about politics though - it's about humanity, empathy, and…
4 de nov. de 2026 · 9:14
"We made it up." Mike Ryan's new impression wins an award, as does the City of Plantation for finally honoring Greg Cote. Is the eraser at the end of a pencil intentional…
4 de nov. de 2026 · 37:07
"We thought red meant Dale Earnhardt and blue meant the other fella." We have another Substack controversy brewing, but don't worry, Greg Cote will still be a shitty friend next…
4 de nov. de 2026 · 42:31
"I would have assumed Nick Wright was a pencil fight champion." After Deion Sanders reveals he might not know the names of his own players, we find out whether Greg Cote knows…
4 de nov. de 2026 · 40:07
"This was a total and utter and historic repudiation of the party in power." America won last night, but Florida did not, and Nick Wright's political predictions may be better…
4 de nov. de 2026 · 43:37
"I always felt like if I rubbed it too hard it was gonna break in half." Will Billy Corben be one of seven people at a City of Plantation commission meeting tonight as Greg Cote…
3 de nov. de 2026 · 13:57
"You know about that Tuesday?" JuJu shields his joy in a salute.
3 de nov. de 2026 · 37:39
"Dan, what do I say here?" We're lowering the standard for Journalism during this hour, and Zaslow plays a game with Hawk that, let's be real, probably should've been rehearsed.
3 de nov. de 2026 · 39:35
"When it's hard, it's good." Jim Harbaugh takes over the Useless Sound Montage, Hawk puts JSN in perspective, and Dan is mesmerized by Yandy Diaz's arms.
3 de nov. de 2026 · 40:49
"I'm supposed to wear myself out for the team? What team?! No. No, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna look out for myself, and I'm gonna get mine." Planes, trains, and mouthpieces.
3 de nov. de 2026 · 43:03
"I think we just need some Drano." Andrew Hawkins is here, so that normally means we're only discussing race, violence in football, or ESPN, so it's time to talk about a White…
2 de nov. de 2026 · 53:52
What in the ever-living hell just happened? Our best guess is we’ll look back on this week as the wildest week of the 2026 season. Think about it: Baker Mayfield won a game…
2 de nov. de 2026 · 8:50
“I was like, that’s Kenny Powers. I don’t know who thought he was Rick James.”JuJu is here with the Jokers of the weekend, counts down his top five people in football who are…
2 de nov. de 2026 · 42:07
"There ya go. Now, I'm a big help." There's no way that there were odds for the Heisman Trophy in 1945. And after Tony's Top 5, a jubilant Amin Elhassan delivers his Weekend…
2 de nov. de 2026 · 40:45
"Predecessor?" As Ernie Johnson shares some of the most heartfelt stories from his legendary career, Zaslow completely blows his chance to impress Ernie, and Dan goes from…
2 de nov. de 2026 · 42:36
"It's missionary, but we're still getting to know each other." The people trying to get Mike Norvell run out of town ran out of the letter R, Joe Fagnano is no Gardner Minshew,…
2 de nov. de 2026 · 43:56
"The difference is Darian Mensah." Tony has a kid, and Toney is the man. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.
30 de out. de 2026 · 46:50
"I woke up this morning, and I said, 'I hope I get to see Jeremy's ass.' And you know what? Sometimes dreams come true." Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! Matthew…
30 de out. de 2026 · 42:24
"How 'bout that, Ueck? How 'bout that?" Jessica is here to talk WNBA Finals, beautiful Brewer fan celebrations, a new cameo on SVU, and UM vs. Notre Dame next week. Plus, we all…
30 de out. de 2026 · 42:24
"Don't worry, Roy." Happy (almost) Halloween. Jeremy's in costume, donned head-to-toe in the new UCF Space Uniform, and the rest of the crew is dressed... as themselves. This…
30 de out. de 2026 · 49:59
Before you start listening to this week's Because Miami, please be advised that the third segment of this episode contains detailed discussions involving the rape and sexual…
29 de out. de 2026 · 24:53
"They're here to stay." Jeremy is on the verge of clinching this season's World Title for Pitch Clock Trivia: Can Chris hold him off for one more week and force a season-deciding…
29 de out. de 2026 · 55:00
Could the Ravens fall to .500? With Josh Allen boasting a flawless career record following a bye week, a Bills victory might just put Buffalo in the driver’s seat for the AFC's…
29 de out. de 2026 · 9:49
"Say that again, but slower." We're minutes away from JuJu's Dream tipping off in WNBA Finals Game 6, but first, he has to deliver his Thursday Thunder, update The Polls, and…
29 de out. de 2026 · 40:23
"It's the Quesarito." Michelle Beadle is too much of a football expert to be our Celebrity Prognosticator, but she is a woman, so is that even possible? Michelle talks…
29 de out. de 2026 · 41:15
"It's me, when I look myself in the mirror." Kordell Stewart has incredible stories to share from his career, but the one we share from Ernie Johnson's may do an even better job…
29 de out. de 2026 · 41:45
"We don't need baseball on radio anymore" - David Samson David is here to discuss the Milwaukee Brewers' dominance, much to Dan's dismay. Did you know Dan loves the Rays more…
29 de out. de 2026 · 39:47
"I didn't realize you're home. I've just been here, being a husband, closing some cabinets." Bam Adebayo and Andrew Wiggins led the Miami Heat to their first win last night, so,…
29 de out. de 2026 · 9:41
"He talked about a dream, tried to make it real, and he did." The Milwaukee Brewers have won their first World Series title in franchise history thanks to William Contreras,…
29 de out. de 2026 · 49:05
Things are pretty strange right now... let's get into it. In this special episode of South Beach Sessions recorded from Los Angeles on March 31, 2025, Dan wants to know how his…
28 de out. de 2026 · 11:08
“There’s no such thing as the maybe truth.” JuJu presents the day's show awards, his Jokers of the day, and his top five TV shows to watch right now.
28 de out. de 2026 · 41:46
“I invented Caliendo.” Tim Miller of The Bulwark joins to break down the new sports fan survey he ran with Pablo Torre Finds Out. Then Nicolas Cage plays John Madden in the new…
28 de out. de 2026 · 39:53
"Uncle Dick had a hairless...Cat?" Dan is surprised by the sensitivity Pat McAfee has displayed recently, which means he surely won't react sensitively to this observation.
28 de out. de 2026 · 47:00
"What're you talkin' about?" We're serving up a dish of Calabrine à la carte and deciding whether Pat Murphy has the most managery-manager face in the history of baseball managers.
28 de out. de 2026 · 43:52
"There's a frog in my car." When credit's due, Greg's gon' give it, whether it's the Dolphins rookies, Giannis Antetokounmpo, or his childhood crush from The Partridge Family.…
27 de out. de 2026 · 19:17
"Nothing more American than lying to the American people in the moment." Salute to Kiah Stokes, but kiss my ass. Salute to Miss Cathy, but get up out of here.
27 de out. de 2026 · 36:53
"Are you happy, Hawk? Should you be happy?" The first place Cleveland Browns, the trustworthy Jacksonville Jaguars, and the affirmative 'mmm.'
27 de out. de 2026 · 46:20
"I was inspired by everything that was said within that montage." As the great philosopher J.J. McCarthy kinda said, "don't ask whatever, ask what's next," and what's next is Joy…
27 de out. de 2026 · 43:20
"It's always two things when I'm here: race, and the physicality of football." Chris Cote is frustrated that Dan keeps overhyping 3-year-old soccer star Nevada, and it's time to…
27 de out. de 2026 · 43:23
"Born this way, dawg." Greg Cote keeps his jewelry in the microwave, and Chris Cote keeps his bread in the bank. Today's cast: Dan, Greg Cote, Andrew Hawkins, Roy, Chris, Jeremy,…
27 de out. de 2026 · 9:16
"These are our glory days." The Milwaukee Brewers erupted for an 8-run 5th inning, all with two outs. It was historic, and now they're 27 outs from their first World Series…
26 de out. de 2026 · 57:11
Are we watching the NFL's Michael Jordan? We dive into Caleb Williams harnessing MJ-level pettiness and debate if this 2024 QB class—with J.J. McCarthy also rolling—is actually…
26 de out. de 2026 · 16:33
"Spoiler alert." JuJu has Joki of the Day and Show Awardi to give out, Jeremy and Tony finally get to talk about UCF's win over BYU, and Dan finally saw You Can See Everything.
26 de out. de 2026 · 38:11
"Duck, duck, goose." The Funniest Thing from the Sports Weekend is Dan pronouncing Cataurus. The funniest thing from Amin's Weekend Observations is Amin.
26 de out. de 2026 · 44:34
"Is that the opening from Doug?" Josh Pate is here to serve multiple purpi on our show today, but mostly, he's here to decide who's great in College Football.
26 de out. de 2026 · 46:33
"So, as I was saying..." Kyler Murray looks like a toddler, and Dan has thoughts on QBs throwing to random receivers, Browns vs. Titans, and bad referees, but Mike distracts the…
26 de out. de 2026 · 45:15
"This is a prophecy being fulfilled." After Miami's dominant dominant win over Dave Dameshek's Pittsburgh Panthers, it's time we start asking the question: Is Malachi Toney the…
23 de out. de 2026 · 1:04:12
Sports Illustrated's Connor Orr joins the show to unpack a chaotic week of NFL action. We start in the AFC North to debate Lamar Jackson's injury status and Joe Burrow's…
23 de out. de 2026 · 47:12
"The rebounder?" It's an hour full of fantasy football, Hellebuyck trades, player hatin', and, unfortunately, Glee.
23 de out. de 2026 · 44:33
"An infinitesimal amount of loserness..." The Atlanta Dream are taking Atlanta by storm while the Atlanta Falcons have caused an internet storm. Plus, it's time for "Big Game Not…
23 de out. de 2026 · 37:25
"It's not a piano bar." Miami is No. 1 in the country, the Panthers are struggling, and the Heat have a must-win in Game 2, so we have an important question: When was the last…
23 de out. de 2026 · 9:31
"Jeremy, it took you 30 seconds to lie to the audience." THE WORLD SERIES IS HERE. GAME 1. JACOB MISIOROWSKI. NICK MARTINEZ. THE PITCH CLOCK. JEREMY TACHE. NOTHING PERSONAL.…
22 de out. de 2026 · 22:27
Adnan Virk joins the show to breakdown the highly anticipated battle of the top two teams in baseball. Jeremy and Adnan talk who has the upper hand in every facet of the Fall…
22 de out. de 2026 · 19:36
"Salute to knee replacement." JuJu delivers what will SURELY be another Thursday Thunder, and Zaslow awards his first MVP of the Day of the season.
22 de out. de 2026 · 41:09
"Put it on the poll: Are people going to watch the Super Bowl?" We found the sound Chris referenced in the Local Hour, and it's worse than we imagined.
22 de out. de 2026 · 41:08
"I gotta be honest, I'm not the drum guy." Florida Panthers General Manager Bill Zito regales the crew with stories from his time as the Milwaukee Brewers' bat boy in the 80s,…
22 de out. de 2026 · 41:39
"I loved a little ass play." Will the 17-0 Dolphins celebrate 0-17 with a cup of coffee?
22 de out. de 2026 · 47:03
"I don’t want to hear women talking about the WNBA." In a surprising twist, Dan RUINS Chris Cote’s career. It’s an hour that will leave you aghasp. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow,…
22 de out. de 2026 · 1:19:59
Patti Smith is an icon, a wordsmith, a dreamer. But she would never call herself a musician. Patti joins Dan on South Beach Sessions, explaining why she has always seen herself…
21 de out. de 2026 · 35:54
One guest. One big question. No noise.Who Asked You is Dan’s ongoing sit-down series — no panel, no shouting, just one guest and one question, worked all the way through. In an…
21 de out. de 2026 · 14:16
"Will Damon Wilson ever have a more fulfilling sack?" The crew gets some stuff off their chests.
21 de out. de 2026 · 41:22
"No one was getting there." Chris and Zaslow argue over when to split in blackjack and Greg continues his tirade against his new mortal rival, Junior Caminero.
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