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For 15 years, Patricia Coffee has done less than almost everyone else and made it mean more.
Standing room only. Black, white or filter. No sprawling menu, no kitchen and no trying to be everything to everyone. Somehow, that tiny Melbourne laneway shop became one of the city’s most iconic cafés.
Now, Bowen Holden and Pip Heath have finally opened Patricia number two.
We unpack the systems behind a tiny café, why saying no can still feel like great hospitality and how a wildly profitable affogato called Clouds Mountains went viral and got killed anyway.
Bowen and Pip also share what it really costs to open a café in 2026, what kept their business partnership going for 15 years, why they waited so long to expand and when roasting your own coffee actually makes sense.
If you’re opening a café, running one or wondering why Patricia still feels like Patricia after all these years, this one is packed.
CHAPTERS!
00:00 Patricia’s 15-Year Formula01:45 Why Black, White or Filter?04:16 Can You Still Order a Cappuccino?10:21 Designing a Tiny Café Menu12:01 Clouds Mountains Goes Viral15:51 What Small Venues Should Cut18:08 Saying No Without Losing Hospitality21:13 What Made Patricia Iconic?25:30 Thirteen Years on the Floor27:32 What Does a New Café Cost?33:39 Location, Staff or Coffee?36:16 Why Open a Second Café Now?43:39 Making a Business Partnership Last48:55 When Should a Café Start Roasting?54:09 Extra Hot Take: Measure Your Milk59:30 Industry Shout-Outs
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