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Sep 28, 2026 · 19:46
New study shows people are smoking cigarettes in order to quit vaping. Belgium has a big time laughing gas problem. Woman had a piece of her head bitten off by a stranger, who…
Sep 25, 2026 · 22:23
FLORIDA FRIDAY - After fleeing the police a Florida woman crashes into school bus with pipe bombs and other weapons in her car. Florida woman threw jar of vegan mayonnaise at…
Sep 24, 2026 · 18:00
Wendy's fast food restaurant releases a new original EMO music album using real artists. Man used fake penises to convince clients he had the spiritual powers to remove their bad…
Sep 23, 2026 · 20:19
Teacher in Tokyo, Japan brought students with him to rob homes. Doctors discovered a 72 year old man's scrotum was whistling due to a collapsed lung. Welcome the return of a…
Sep 22, 2026 · 19:04
Texas daycare being sued by family alleging the staff ran a child fight club. New study shows 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days. 95 year old William Shatner…
Sep 21, 2026 · 19:33
Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Mother arrested for giving her baby away to a stranger at a Texas bus stop. Man arrested for pepper spraying a…
Sep 18, 2026 · 19:49
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Female passenger took off all her clothes and engaged in some indecent acts on an American Airlines flight to Miami, Florida. Floridaman arrested after hiding…
Sep 17, 2026 · 21:13
Deputy and his wife were beaten up by Waffle House employees over a parking spot dispute. New study suggests lack of water makes large moon colonies impossible. More people than…
Sep 16, 2026 · 20:44
Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram ads. Angry villagers in India tie a cell tower technician to a pole in protest against poor cellular…
Sep 15, 2026 · 18:16
Zoo in England apologized for selling tickets to the Child Predator Tour. South Korea built an app for victims of stalking to track their stalkers and watch their approach. Nurse…
Sep 14, 2026 · 18:47
Man has been arrested for sexually abusing a koi fish in Bangkok. Honor student has been suspended for bringing coffee to class. Boomers are attacking traffic lights over deadly…
Sep 11, 2026 · 17:49
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for walking around a Target parking lot in a G-String and sneakers. Florida mother arrested after punching her child's school principal and…
Sep 10, 2026 · 22:07
Entire family in North Carolina exposed to rabid baby goats at a mobile petting zoo. Man posed as pro 49ers NFL player and conned 26 women out of $1.3million. Renaissance…
Sep 9, 2026 · 17:05
Famous influencer "Tiny" Ubiribo dies after botched penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Political candidate charged with trying to plant cocaine on his opponent in Missouri.…
Sep 8, 2026 · 17:39
Kentucky man raises a farm of 400 ostriches after tick bite makes him allergic to mammal meats. Snoop Dogg offers $10k month to be his international ice cream taster. First…
Sep 7, 2026 · 16:44
Women's US Open match had to be stopped because of the strong smell of weed. Man shot his cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier. Police are trying to…
Sep 4, 2026 · 19:20
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she "wants to feel good". Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a…
Sep 3, 2026 · 20:25
California's infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack in Burbank. A group of jurors selected Reese Witherspoon as foreman because they believed the…
Sep 1, 2026 · 15:44
Woman wakes to a bat trying to crawl inside her mouth. Teacher criticized and praised for setting up a fart corner for her elementary school students. Pabst Blue Ribbon gives…
Aug 31, 2026 · 17:57
Police arrest California man after he drives a guillotine over to the Capital Building in DC. Harvard Medical will pay out millions to familes after their dead relatives' body…
Aug 28, 2026 · 17:07
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself to customers while working at a Steak and Shake restaurant. Florida woman arrested for breast feeding her baby while very drunk.…
Aug 27, 2026 · 18:22
$7 Billion Dragonball Z theme park has been planned for Paris. Canadian grocery are being sued for selling fake maple syrup. Target in trouble for selling a racist Halloween…
Aug 25, 2026 · 16:49
38 year old woman claimed to be a 12 year old autistic girl to trick a family into adopting her in Brazil. Father left his 7 year old son all alone on for 7 hours on Mount Fuji…
Aug 24, 2026 · 17:00
Chinese robots break a few human athletic records at the World Robot Games in Beijing. Man took a customer hostage in a grocery store and demanded the police send him a…
Aug 21, 2026 · 21:12
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after biting off her husband's ear while driving on the highway. Florida woman allowed an 11 year old boy with autism to drive her to…
Aug 20, 2026 · 19:50
Rescue pug from California wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. US Army members are being offered four days off to play Grand Theft Auto 6 if they re-enlist for…
Aug 19, 2026 · 17:51
Accused landlord murderer boards a flight and leaves the US while he was on a weekend pass from a Virginia mental asylum. Celebrity actor Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism…
Aug 18, 2026 · 17:30
Woman dies and comes back to life only to find they gave her a parking ticket. Harvard shows that when new album is released there's a rise in fatal car crashes in the US.…
Aug 17, 2026 · 18:06
Boat operator fined thousands for using a foghorn to wake a sleeping polar bear in Norway. AI boss fires the first human employee at a San Francisco market place. Air France…
Aug 14, 2026 · 21:13
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Two Floridamen fight in a Publix parking lot with a machete and hatchet. Florida "Tombraiders" steal from mulitple cemeteries across the state. Floridaman…
Aug 13, 2026 · 16:58
NASA forced to debunk a conspiracy theory about the Earth's gravity disappearing for 7 seconds yesterday at 10:33 am. Bird flu driven feather shortage is affecting shuttlecocks…
Aug 12, 2026 · 18:21
Police in Wisconsin arrest a naked woman driving a stolen fire truck. Man drinks heavily, takes steroids without working out, as an experiment to see if he can place in a…
Aug 11, 2026 · 18:17
Police rescue over 40 cats and kittens that were left abandoned on a sailboat floating off the coast of Tacoma. Gooners have been targeting women in Dollar Tree store across the…
Aug 10, 2026 · 17:22
Flight in Canada canceled after an infant refused to wear a seatbelt. North Koreans urged to eat dog meat soup in order to beat the heatwave. 162 year old bottle of Guinness beer…
Aug 7, 2026 · 22:53
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida steakhouse offers a naked dining experience that doesn't allow touching. Florida woman Christian influencer is kicked off an Alaska Airlines flight after…
Aug 6, 2026 · 21:27
Authorities shut down a chicken amusement park run by an influencer because the chicken was undercooked. London man admits to killing his neighbors koi fish because the noise…
Aug 5, 2026 · 15:34
Naked man jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge, survives and is charged. A vampire obsessed man arrested after leaving animal corpses outside of churches. Man fined after dressing up as…
Aug 4, 2026 · 16:43
Cops dressed as bushes catch 74 drivers on their phones in 6 hours in central Jersey. Awful CEO asks job seekers to tattoo themselves with his company logo in order to be granted…
Aug 3, 2026 · 15:28
Naked man claiming to be Jesus crashes his car into a church in Detroit. Elderly woman arrested for a drive-by bear spray attack in a Trader Joe's parking lot. Vietnamese doctors…
Jul 31, 2026 · 19:20
Florida Friday - Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder after she tried to leave the date. Floridaman attacks a Florida woman with a pizza pan at the…
Jul 30, 2026 · 19:48
Australian citizens fined over $4 million for failing to vote in the last compulsory election. An American hiker in Montana impaled himself on top of a mountain and then walked…
Jul 29, 2026 · 17:11
Police were called after a concertgoer defecated in the moshpit of a Devilskin concert in New Zealand. Wife in China spends years biting her husband's to snap him out of a coma.…
Jul 28, 2026 · 21:12
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Jul 27, 2026 · 16:07
Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a Massachusetts park. Russian authorities are going to raid shopping malls for radical youths. Family discovers body of a…
Jul 24, 2026 · 20:36
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman stabbed her friend after arguing about drinking beer in their UBER. A Floridaman with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV in a Walmart…
Jul 23, 2026 · 18:13
Major League Baseball fan slaps another fan for not standing during the National Anthem. Large mysterious metal spaceballs are being found on a beach in Queensland, Australia.…
Jul 22, 2026 · 19:12
Michelin star restaurant owner in South Korea faces jail for serving dessert topped with ants. CD sales are on the rise despite Gen Z lacking CD players. Adolf Hitler's…
Jul 21, 2026 · 16:22
Japan has a Human Refrigerator to keep you cool in summer, it looks like a giant vending machine. Prisoner won a legal battle to send and receive bodily covered letters with his…
Jul 20, 2026 · 19:32
82 year old woman survived 9 days trapped in her bathtub after a fall. Mexico warns its' citizens of a diarrhea risk when visiting the US. Man arrested after surfing naked on a…
Jul 17, 2026 · 19:17
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Dead python will get you a free pizza at this Florida restaurant. Florida department of motor vehicles sent a granny an obscene license plate. Two Florida school…
Jul 16, 2026 · 18:17
Stock market investment influencer was stabbed by an angry follower who lost money on their stock tips. Minnesota "Grandparent Happy Hour" is singed into law. Man defecated on…
Jul 15, 2026 · 16:45
Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Pattaya, Thailand. The US Navy gives sailors one year to shave off their beards of exit. Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten.…
Jul 14, 2026 · 18:12
Chipotle opens its first restaurant location in Mexico. Jealous wife bites her husband's penis off after sharpening her teeth with a file. Very stoned dog rescued on the highest…
Jul 13, 2026 · 18:16
California grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery. Woman arrested in Japan after sewing her roommates lips together. Taco Bell removes certain ingredients…
Jul 10, 2026 · 23:07
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman rideshare passenger arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in the back of the ride. Floridaman exposed himself to a Doordash delivery person and blamed…
Jul 9, 2026 · 16:30
Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Scientists say that cannibalism is bad for your health. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the…
Jul 8, 2026 · 17:33
Police investigating after report of a man using a seagull as a weapon in Scotland. Drug dealers in Berlin are leaving free samples in mailboxes according to police. Indiana man…
Jul 7, 2026 · 18:13
Horse sales are surging in Russia amid the gasoline deficit. Two teens accused of using a plasma cannon to break into a high school after hours. Semitruck spilled 40,000 pounds…
Jul 6, 2026 · 17:41
Pilot crashed his plane into a skyscraper in China for "personal reasons". Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns in California. English soccer team approved to use Viagra…
Jul 4, 2026 · 22:58
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman gets arrested and denies being the owner of the cocaine found inside her butt. Floridaman is arrested for chasing an ambulance and forcing it off…
Jul 2, 2026 · 22:25
Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of the Empire State Building's spire. Pigeons were dyed blue for a gender reveal party and then released into the wild, which…
Jul 1, 2026 · 22:08
Game card shop in Oregon suspends a card tournament over smelly players. 79 year old grandma given lifetime ban from a UK supermarket chain after she was rude to the staff.…
Jun 30, 2026 · 20:44
Mexican vigilante Batman wanted for taping motorcycle thieves to lamp posts. Utah has banned fireworks for Fourth of July while nearly 400 wildfires rage across the state.…
Jun 30, 2026 · 25:46
Extreme heat conference in London canceled because of extreme heat. Man caught defecating in a public swimming pool 18 times (Wales). US government changes the definition of…
Jun 26, 2026 · 25:04
FLORIDA FRIDAY - 85 year old Floridaman arrested for street racing over 100mph in his "favorite sports car". Florida woman arrested for running an illegal "Butt Enhancement…
Jun 25, 2026 · 20:46
Mutant sewer rats are spreading rapidly through US cities. Police in Kenya have declared war on the disappearing genitals sorcery. Police in Dublin, Ohio are retiring a parking…
Jun 24, 2026 · 18:47
Arby's employee accused of giving herpes to a customer. Vietnam police rescue 500 pet cats from being eaten in largest bust ever. The search is on in Texas for a missing giraffe…
Jun 23, 2026 · 21:16
Authorities in Australia are searching for a magician that vanished over a week ago. Japan holds the 18th annual Ninja certification test. Man used a massage gun on his tired…
Jun 22, 2026 · 17:06
Don't chug Ranch dressing at the airport, warns TSA to visiting World Cup fans. Japan cracks down on the ice cream cartel as summer heats up. Russian teenager goes to jail after…
Jun 19, 2026 · 21:34
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets out of jail and immediately steals a truck from the courthouse and leads police on a car chase. Floridaman arrested after trying to shoot down a…
Jun 18, 2026 · 21:06
After running from police on foot, a Louisiana man is attacked by an alligator after jumping into a swamp. Minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania canceled a Pride Night…
Jun 17, 2026 · 20:59
Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in downtown Boston. Data shows there's groups of men that pee in the sink and call it a "movement". China claims foreign intelligence…
Jun 16, 2026 · 18:03
Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking. Study suggests the iPhone invention is responsible for the declining birthrates in US. Gaming PC saves owners life after bullet's fired…
Jun 15, 2026 · 21:19
Child's lemonade stand armed at gunpoint in South Boston. Enemy lesbian nuns quit the convent and marry each other. Study of 10 million couples show no link between zodiac signs…
Jun 12, 2026 · 19:46
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman performed an intimate act with himself outside his car at a McDonald's in Disneyland. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face…
Jun 11, 2026 · 18:05
Welcome to the world of Christian energy drinks (What would Jesus drink?). Supermarket in NZ recalls a product called Death by Chicken over salmonella concerns. Man who donated…
Jun 10, 2026 · 19:00
Man arrested at an Olive Garden for forcing a woman to marry him and injuring her in a Satanic ritual. The Vagina Museum complains that visitors keep stealing the MILF magnet.…
Jun 9, 2026 · 18:31
University president tells graduating student body to kill themselves during commencement speech. US Federal bug agency is infested with bedbugs. Elderly man arrested after…
Jun 8, 2026 · 20:39
Mailman arrested for driving drunk while on the job. Celebrity dog with over 1 million followers was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos…
Jun 5, 2026 · 25:23
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots himself in the groin while shopping in Walmart. Floridaman filed a lawsuit after an alligator bites his face off. Rap lyrics in a yearbook…
Jun 4, 2026 · 25:05
Scientists found yeast in a 5,000 year old frozen mummy's guts and used it to make sourdough bread, aka "Evil Dead". Denver airport is opening up Lizard people conspiracy tunnels…
Jun 3, 2026 · 26:24
Masturbation among birds is natural and should not be punished say experts. Volunteer fire fighter arrested for setting fires and then responding to them with his own department.…
Jun 2, 2026 · 20:38
Three horses were stabbed by a crazy teen competitor prior to a racing event in Vegas. Man demolished his own family home with an excavator after wife threatens divorce. Benadryl…
Jun 1, 2026 · 21:56
Man banned from 6 Flags amusement parks after he's caught eating a 10 piece Chicken McNugget on a rollercoaster. World record fastest pizza maker has been crowned in Las Vegas.…
May 29, 2026 · 22:09
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Elderly Floridaman in a g-string tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Florida judge caught having intercourse with a police officer in…
May 28, 2026 · 23:19
Drunk driver claimed he had the "blood of Christ" in him. Hooters restaurants are rebranding as a neighborhood place for families. Man intentionally drove a Cybertruck into a…
May 27, 2026 · 20:50
AI company is paying people $2k month to pleasure themselves for research. Truck carrying over 10,000 lbs of Kit Kat bars overturns on the freeway in Mississippi. Over 600…
May 26, 2026 · 25:54
Flying umbrella fatally struck a woman in the neck during a storm at a lake restaurant. Hell is for sale in Michigan (the town that is) and it's surprisingly affordable. West…
May 25, 2026 · 27:34
Dog shot a woman with a shotgun outside of a gas station in Nebraska. Athletes had beef at the Enhanced Games in Las Vegas when a non steroid user won a sprinting event. Lady…
May 22, 2026 · 20:58
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk Florida woman arrested with 21 open Fireball Whiskey bottles after crashing her car on a gold course. Floridaman arrested for public intoxication prior to…
May 21, 2026 · 23:07
Two Americans arrested after jumping into the zoo enclosure of Punch the baby monkey in Japan. Vancouver teacher suspended after taking vodka shots with her students on her own…
May 20, 2026 · 21:06
Woman in Arizona busted for selling drugs and landmines. Neighbors sue a local gym over the loud sounds of moaning and grunting. Students at a Maine high school were accidentally…
May 19, 2026 · 22:39
Police in France warn citizens to beware of the drunk deer. New York high school has record 21 valedictorians at graduation. Southwest Airlines bans robots and humanoids from…
May 18, 2026 · 24:51
14 year old boy steals a city bus for the third time in six months. Alabama woman shot her husband because he was annoying. Suckerfish hitchhike inside Manta Ray's buttholes…
May 15, 2026 · 21:42
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Major weiner heist! Two Floridamen break into a school and steal over 100 hot dogs. Floridaman teacher taped a child's mouth shout during an argument at a…
May 14, 2026 · 21:23
New York town reminds citizens to please don't fire your canons. New billboard in Mississippi warns criminals that firing squads are legal in their state. US Post Office will…
May 13, 2026 · 26:57
Robot gets ordained as Buddhist monk in South Korea. Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over recent wave of sightings in Ohio. All you can eat restaurant introduces a vomit fee…
May 12, 2026 · 23:00
Ballmaxxing: increasing the size of your testicles and it's addicting and fun. Strongman pulled a car with his penis while his body was on fire to raise money for cancer.…
May 8, 2026 · 24:03
FLORIDA FRIDAY - US Secret Service officer arrested for touching himself in front of Miami hotel guests. Florida woman bashed a man on the head with a picture frame at Kiki.…
May 7, 2026 · 20:03
Former Chick-Fil-A employee arrested for $80 mac n cheesy scheme. Mexico City is sinking so fast it can be seen from outer space. 80,000 people disappear annually in Japan to…
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