The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash...
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Sep 28, 2026 · 58:32
Green Blooded Bastard - Pick Me UP (Masters Of Horror S1E11). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the 11th episode of season 1!
Sep 25, 2026 · 46:41
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E08 (A Bolt from the Blue).
Sep 21, 2026 · 1:20:17
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox. This movie is about when you try to fix what isn't broken, but only bruised shit hits the fan,…
Sep 18, 2026 · 46:20
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E07 (That Old Gang of Mine).
Sep 14, 2026 · 1:38:57
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Doom. This movie is fucking great! Not straight-to-tape cheese, but not much better either.
Sep 11, 2026 · 45:51
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E06 (Operation Blackout).
Sep 7, 2026 · 1:47:48
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Obsession. This movie is pretty damn great! A Grade A all-timer, some would say!
Sep 4, 2026 · 46:54
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E05 (Church of Metropolis).
Aug 31, 2026 · 38:28
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Accountant. This movie is about the fucked up world we live in and the fucked up things that we'll do for family! Pretty fun short…
Aug 28, 2026 · 46:56
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E04 (The Prankster).
Aug 24, 2026 · 1:34:52
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Camp Rock. This movie had so much underage ass-eating on set it's not even funny!
Aug 21, 2026 · 46:29
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E03 (The Source).
Aug 16, 2026 · 1:01:12
Green Blooded Bastard - Sick Girl (Masters Of Horror S1E10). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the tenth episode of season 1!
Aug 14, 2026 · 46:28
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E02 (Wall of Sound).
Aug 10, 2026 · 1:45:34
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Airport 1975. In this film, big dick Charlie Heston saves the day in the greatest film of 1974!
Aug 7, 2026 · 45:19
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E01 (Madame Ex). Welcome back after such a long wait!
Aug 3, 2026 · 1:37:19
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fathers' Day. In this film, the tramp from San Francisco teams up with a big-dog lawyer from Los Angeles to kick some ass, take some…
Jul 27, 2026 · 18:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches NIGHTBORNE. This slop is trash and should be hatefucked until they take it down. Go leave shit comments on the YouTube page!
Jul 20, 2026 · 1:42:37
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Glass House. This movie is not horrible, but somehow it's trash! Give it a shot after you've had a few shots.
Jul 13, 2026 · 20:06
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kubrick By Candlelight. This short film is pretty fun, but also packs in a bunch of Kubrick references, some of which I noticed, but…
Jul 5, 2026 · 1:25:04
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Boy Next Door. This movie is a new, fresh hell that haunts you as you watch it, but that was not the point!
Jun 30, 2026
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Jun 29, 2026 · 8:27
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Guard Dog. This is a funny short film about how we see our dogs and what they may be thinking.
Jun 22, 2026 · 1:32:23
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sons of Steel. This movie is a fucking wild fever dream of what the fuck barbecue!?!?! This is what happens when you send all your…
Jun 15, 2026 · 1:34:22
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hercules in New York. This movie is just kind of an average film, which is fine. It could be worse, and frankly, it should be worse!…
Jun 8, 2026 · 35:39
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Dog's Life. In this film, the tramp from outer space teams up with a dog from the wrong side of the tracks to kick some ass!
Jun 1, 2026 · 21:08
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Psychic (Short 2018). It's a family affair in this short film.
May 25, 2026 · 26:10
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rink. This movie is a thing that was made. Yeah and I watched it.
May 18, 2026 · 1:34:44
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mortal Kombat (1995). This movie is a blast from the past with some magic punches and shit kung fu fighting shit in it!
May 11, 2026 · 1:37:35
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Men. This movie is a new, fresh hell that haunts Jessie Buckley in this joint!
May 3, 2026 · 26:27
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches How To Shoot A Ghost. In this film, Ghost girl and Ghost boy wander the streets living a lie. It's definately a thing.
Apr 27, 2026 · 1:38:06
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Together. This is a film about how we see ourselves and our partners and individuilism and losing yourself in someone and some tits!
Apr 20, 2026 · 16:07
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death and Ramen. In this short film, Ramen is trying to kill himself and kinda fucks it up so he plays chess with Death and then goes…
Apr 13, 2026 · 11:48
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This?. In this short film, a dude goes crazy over a fucking photo and shit gets…
Apr 6, 2026 · 1:25:55
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Torque. In this film, the dude from The Grudge teams up with the dude from NWA to take on Adam Scott and Vince from Fast Five and…
Mar 31, 2026
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Mar 30, 2026 · 1:30:42
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BMX Bandits. Ninety minutes and there's barely a fucking BMX in it for around 70 minutes! What a fucking slog. Go watch Gleaming the…
Mar 23, 2026 · 1:26:53
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Frosty. In this film, a jacked snowman comes to life to help women cum.
Mar 16, 2026 · 1:30:29
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ernest Saves Christmas. In this film, Santa is trying to give up his powers to some chump so he can bone an old lady. There are some…
Mar 9, 2026 · 46:57
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special. In this film, some Jedi goes missing in space and time and shit get's real, bro.
Mar 2, 2026 · 14:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jane Austen's Period Drama. In this film, a chick get's her period as the exact wrong moment and hilarity ensues.
Feb 23, 2026 · 2:03:28
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Weapons. In this film, some kids go missing and it's up to Cable, Silver Surfer, and Wong team up to find them. Shit hits the fan and…
Feb 16, 2026 · 15:57
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches ANIMA. In this film, a prick dude is living in a fantastical world where song & dance happen.
Feb 9, 2026 · 1:26:13
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas again, but this time via vaginal creampie and…
Feb 2, 2026 · 1:39:10
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause 2. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas by getting married and tit fucking Elizabeth Mitchell and somehow…
Jan 26, 2026 · 1:34:56
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas and somehow does.
Jan 19, 2026 · 18:47
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Meshes of the Afternoon. In this short film, a woman is having issues. Here is a link to the film:…
Jan 12, 2026 · 24:51
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Simpsons Christmas Special. In this telefilm, a slob tries to save Christmas and somehow does.
Jan 5, 2026 · 1:10:29
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Carol (1938). In this film, a pale horse rides into the heart of man to show him the errors of his ways or some shit like…
Jan 2, 2026
Capitalism Kills is a little comic that I threw together and remixed some art that originally apperared in issue 5 of my little ZINE.
Dec 31, 2025
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art, poems, or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning…
Dec 29, 2025 · 14:11
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War Is Over!. Here is a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W68-XaFepOg
Dec 22, 2025 · 10:18
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Once Upon a Snowman. I'd say that this film is a let down, but I'll just let it go.
Dec 15, 2025 · 1:27:05
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Flight Risk. This movie is a brown arrow dumpster fire of fun. Give it a shot or don't, I don't care haha. In this episode I do…
Dec 8, 2025 · 6:11
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Zen - Grogu and Dust Bunnies. Get zen bro.
Dec 1, 2025 · 39:25
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. This fucking film is a wild one. Floating fucks, magic stuff and gambling... what more do you need!?
Nov 24, 2025 · 18:57
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The After. This big cocked movie may be short, but size matters not when you have big dick energy!
Nov 17, 2025 · 14:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Resemblance. This movie is about a family trying to gain some sort of closure about something to do with their dead son.
Nov 10, 2025 · 1:36:17
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 12 Angry Men (1957). This big cocked movie still holds up and I just found out that they did a remake with a banger cast in the 1990s…
Nov 3, 2025 · 1:38:36
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Longlegs. In this film, a pale horse-faced looking fucker named Longlegs is a Satan loving cuck, and there are some strange dolls that…
Oct 27, 2025 · 18:15
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It's not just you, Murray!. This short film is an award winning film by a young Marty Scorsese.
Oct 20, 2025 · 1:15:13
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dementia 13. This movie did some stuff and was ok for what it was more or less I guess.
Oct 13, 2025 · 1:25:45
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watchesThe Big Year. This movie is a lighthearted romp that tells a fun story. I didn't watch through the credits becuase I was out of there,…
Oct 6, 2025 · 11:11
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Big Shave. The Big Shave is a 1967 six-minute body horror short film directed by Martin Scorsese. It is also known as Viet '67.
Sep 30, 2025
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning…
Sep 28, 2025 · 1:24:16
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth Fighter. This fucking movie is like an STD that you got from a toilet seat at a truckstop bathroom.
Sep 21, 2025 · 1:35:55
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Running Man. This movie is like just another in the dytopian 2025 year from hell.
Sep 15, 2025 · 18:58
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disco Inferno. It's another short film that had a decent premise, but failed to stick the landing.
Sep 8, 2025 · 1:42:30
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!
Aug 31, 2025 · 1:34:20
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that…
Aug 25, 2025 · 12:16
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming. Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently:…
Aug 18, 2025 · 16:45
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.
Aug 11, 2025 · 1:31:44
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003). This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.
Aug 3, 2025 · 1:27:13
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League. This movie did ninja and yakuza shit shit too, I guess! haha
Jul 28, 2025 · 1:24:05
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja. This movie did ninja shit I guess! haha
Jul 20, 2025 · 1:07:35
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed asshole that…
Jul 13, 2025 · 1:02:37
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.
Jul 7, 2025 · 1:29:33
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
Jun 30, 2025
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning…
Jun 29, 2025 · 2:02:31
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU"…
Jun 22, 2025 · 2:13:25
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan…
Jun 15, 2025 · 1:18:08
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.
Jun 8, 2025 · 1:34:14
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!
Jun 2, 2025 · 1:56:33
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!
May 25, 2025 · 1:34:26
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC…
May 18, 2025 · 1:40:00
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!
May 11, 2025 · 2:12:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha
May 4, 2025 · 1:27:46
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad! Here's a link to the film:…
Apr 27, 2025 · 17:28
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Apr 20, 2025 · 1:33:21
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!
Apr 13, 2025 · 1:30:37
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!
Apr 6, 2025 · 1:32:39
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
Apr 1, 2025
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning…
Mar 30, 2025 · 1:33:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
Mar 24, 2025 · 1:36:16
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on…
Mar 16, 2025 · 1:33:17
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA
Mar 9, 2025 · 1:02:43
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015!…
Mar 3, 2025 · 16:33
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Feb 24, 2025 · 55:33
Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
Feb 17, 2025 · 1:22:25
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!
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