One Bar Of Soap and a Timing Challenge - The Morning Blitz 7-31-26

Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't have
A grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enough
You have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soap
Have you ever given or received a breakup gift?
A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day