Women Gone For 24 Hours and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-6-26

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard company
A listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear it
Men tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hours
People in other countries are creeped out by great American smiles
Toys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd