Weird Kids and Advice For Crappy People - The Morning Blitz 9-15-26

Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could?
A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about it
Tell us how you got injured by something funny
A drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blind
Your car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"