Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26

Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it?
Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above average
Kids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a car
Is it worse to be crop dusted by a fart or a burp?
Goose wants to know if he was rude to another golfer on the golf course