Viral Badgers and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-2-26

Big Bird went online and asked how everyone was doing and did not get a great response
Goose is over the wedding prep after his rehearsal dinner took 17 minutes
What do people think they are really good at until they run into a professional?
Should there ever be a guest at wedding that slept with the bride or the groom in the past?
The serial butt sniffer is back at it again