Flicking the Bean and a Rectal Candle Alarm Clock - The Morning Blitz 11-10-26

Are you currently trying to find a holiday hookup for the next few months?
Tell us your story about a giant fire or explosion you were involved with
Airports are finally moving on from their Windows 95 computers and floppy disks
The new rectal candle alarm clock will cure your snooze button habit
Trying to flick the bean in Chicago