Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their s...
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Sep 28, 2026 · 1:12:37
Gareth and Jake get involved when an Alabama church turns into Melrose Place. Then, they shuffle a dental office playlist. Plus, the final follow-up from Ep 233 Breaking and…
Sep 23, 2026 · 55:00
Jake and Gareth are joined by Guest Helper Maddie Mahoney of Betches. Together, they get a new mom out of a hellish Friendsgiving. Then, they add a little crunch into TV time.…
Sep 21, 2026 · 58:44
The guys add a laugh track to a Portuguese dental office. Then, they call for Whopper to the floor. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 156 "50% Off When I Met Him." Want to call in? Email…
Sep 16, 2026 · 53:25
Carrie Brownstein, Sleater-Kinney and Portlandia, joins the guys. First they help a lap swimmer stay single. Then, they help a caller prevent cake annihilation. “Podlandia: A-O…
Sep 14, 2026 · 1:10:18
Jake and Gareth design a workout inspired by a customer service disaster. Then, they stop a speech pathologist from jumping off a cliff. Plus, Steve Berg at the Detroit airport…
Sep 11, 2026 · 48:16
Cat and Rat are Back! Cat Reitman and Gareth help plan a fish funeral. Then, they get all hot and bothered while doing community theatre. Want to call in? Email your question to…
Sep 9, 2026 · 1:01:03
Gareth and Jake are joined by guest helpers Rhett and Link, hosts of Good Mythical Morning. First, they stop a mom from dumping condiments on the curb. Then, they pick the real…
Sep 7, 2026 · 53:51
The guys help a rural bar stand out among the competition. Then, they get a fast walker to cool his jets. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 297 "An Irish Poo-Dunnit (with Liz…
Sep 2, 2026 · 59:26
Jake is joined by his New Girl costar Zooey Deschanel for this special episode. Together, they keep a caller's husband out of the ER. Then, they put hogs on Canadian TV. See…
Aug 31, 2026 · 57:08
Gareth and Jake bring a Taco Bell secret out into the open. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro puts an end to boob-focused hugs. Plus, a special gift from Rodney the Chimp.…
Aug 26, 2026 · 48:36
Fred Armisen joins Jake and Gareth to help a German mother become more Greek. Then, a caller evens the scales with her too-generous neighbor. “Podlandia: A-O Rewatch with Fred…
Aug 24, 2026 · 1:01:45
Jake and Gareth solve a shiny mystery in the SoCal North County. Then, Cat Reitman helps Gareth write a new song for bath time. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 264 "Keeper of the…
Aug 19, 2026 · 1:11:37
Liz Meriwether (Creator of New Girl, Furious) joins Jake and Gareth to address those New Girl reunion rumors. Plus, a caller asks: who used my parents' bidet? Want to call in?…
Aug 17, 2026 · 1:00:15
The guys put Mumbles on an About Me board. Then, they make a boat captain jealous. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 307 "Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr)." See images from the episode…
Aug 14, 2026 · 1:04:53
Gareth and Cat help a caller stop dreaming about a big celebrity. Then, they put a sleep moaner on the balcony. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com .…
Aug 12, 2026 · 1:11:59
Jake and Gareth toughen up a construction site safety coordinator. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro (13 Reasons Why) stops by to help an ex-marine stand up to his wife.…
Aug 10, 2026 · 1:15:01
The guys put a QR code on a Nashville rooftop. Then, Gareth and Guest Helper Ryan Gaul keep a new lawnmower in mint condition. Plus a follow-up from Ep 279 "Rent-Free." See…
Aug 5, 2026 · 1:08:11
Jake and Gareth brush up on Fish Law to settle an old score. Then, they turn a best boy into a best man. See images from the episode here:…
Aug 3, 2026 · 1:01:13
The guys convince a caller that nothing is stranger than the truth. Then, they put a damper on squeaky sexy time. Plus, a follow up from Ep 300 "Gen-Italia." See images from the…
Jul 29, 2026 · 1:04:01
Gareth, Jake and Gil Ozeri make sense of the biggest penis they've ever seen. Then, they make an appeal to the crows. You can follow Gil on IG @tallgilozeri and listen to his…
Jul 27, 2026 · 1:01:39
Jake and Gareth help a caller fart in front of her husband. Then, they get a pro wrestling ref back in the ring. Plus, the unexpected to conclusion to Ep 229 "Muffin Beef." Want…
Jul 24, 2026 · 1:10:10
A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or find a less…
Jul 22, 2026 · 53:00
The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth…
Jul 20, 2026 · 1:05:39
Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray…
Jul 17, 2026 · 1:06:55
Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going…
Jul 15, 2026 · 1:00:08
Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture. Want to call in? Email your question to…
Jul 13, 2026 · 1:01:38
The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business." See images from the episode here:…
Jul 10, 2026 · 56:07
Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest. Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed…
Jul 8, 2026 · 1:02:04
The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names. Check out…
Jul 6, 2026 · 1:04:37
Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session." See images from the episode…
Jul 3, 2026 · 57:21
Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his two sons' telepathic…
Jul 1, 2026 · 1:16:57
Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef." Want to call in? Email your question to…
Jun 29, 2026 · 1:08:29
The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success falls flat. Want…
Jun 26, 2026 · 33:59
Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release of Corrine's calls…
Jun 24, 2026 · 1:09:54
Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on the local…
Jun 22, 2026 · 57:15
Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a…
Jun 19, 2026 · 58:03
A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her…
Jun 17, 2026 · 1:04:46
Jake and Gareth and Guest Helper Charlie Hall get tough with a caller who is chronically late. Then, they dissuade an old lady from over-feeding her mail carrier. Watch Jake and…
Jun 15, 2026 · 56:19
Murray Bartlett (White Lotus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) stops by the show to give some much-needed input to the Babe Ruth of nicknames. Then, he helps a fellow Aussie set…
Jun 10, 2026 · 55:24
Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg joins Jake and Gareth to help a caller go full Beauty and the Beast. Then, they reel in a big tuna. Watch Jake and Kiarra on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed,…
Jun 8, 2026 · 49:27
The guys are joined by Brandon Flynn (Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) for this special Monday episode! First, they help a twin wring out her bathmat. Then, they get a caller out of…
Jun 5, 2026 · 59:16
A caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, the guys help a caller devise a plan to…
Jun 3, 2026 · 51:17
In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler in an open-floorplan office. Then,…
Jun 1, 2026 · 1:06:14
The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko." See images from the episode…
May 27, 2026 · 1:03:02
Samara Weaving joins the guys to help a private tutor sneak away on a family trip to Florence. Then, they get creative with macramé. Catch Samara starring in Carolina Caroline…
May 25, 2026 · 1:01:12
Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update from Ep 256 "All Laser Pointers (or No…
May 22, 2026 · 48:58
Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys brainstorm worthy ways to show appreciation…
May 20, 2026 · 1:03:15
Jake, Gareth, and big bro Danny J help a college student gain elite status in a corn eating competition. Then, they figure out ways for roommates to remember their beloved…
May 18, 2026 · 1:00:50
The guys trick a left lane camper with a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. Then, they repay a Swiss guitar shop owner. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 280 "Carjacking." See images from…
May 13, 2026 · 53:31
Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, they confront a catfishing…
May 11, 2026 · 1:02:07
Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search for a missing kidney.…
May 8, 2026 · 59:06
Steve & Eric help a caller navigate the aftermath of an unprompted work trip seance at The Cheesecake Factory. Then they pitch some ideas for bringing a little bit of whimsy into…
May 6, 2026 · 1:14:23
Casey Wilson joins Jake and Gareth to name a showhorse. Then, they confront a sister-in-law who breastfeeds with abandon. See images from the episode here:…
May 4, 2026 · 55:13
Gareth and Jake celebrate the demise of a hair system. Then, they use a Rocky montage to determine the one true Kacey. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 278 "The Real London." Want to…
Apr 29, 2026 · 1:04:51
The guys are joined by guest helper Jessy Hodges to solve a problem in Community Band. Then, they call animal control on an over-eager lunch eater. Want to call in? Email your…
Apr 27, 2026 · 1:00:37
The guys help a daughter protect her parents from negative AirBnb reviews. Then, they concoct a persona for a Ren Faire-themed wedding. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 229 "Vision…
Apr 24, 2026 · 1:00:13
What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in migranes AND hedge witchery. Want to…
Apr 22, 2026 · 1:07:57
Jake and Gareth are joined by Jess Rona of Jess Rona Grooming! First, they educate a caller's dad about the birds and the bees (and the rhinos). Then, a caller gets the ick from…
Apr 20, 2026 · 1:05:25
Gareth and Jake coach a future reality TV star. Then, they get a little sister out of a "fun run." Plus, the follow-up to Ep 281 "Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister Jones)."…
Apr 15, 2026 · 59:52
Zoe Lister-Jones joins Gareth and Jake to help undo the damage that Rick Steves has wrought. Then, they get the mustard out of the bathroom. The Miniature Wife on Peacock…
Apr 13, 2026 · 1:01:03
Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's violet. Plus, a follow-up…
Apr 10, 2026 · 1:02:33
Yeah, Microsoft Teams meetings can be boring - except when they're haunted by Banshees. And how to turn your excessive backyard rose quartz into a trillion dollar industry. Want…
Apr 8, 2026 · 1:01:31
It's a New Girl Special! Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris join Jake and take some calls. First, Hannah identifies too hard with a caller's weird roommate. Then, they help…
Apr 6, 2026 · 1:13:55
Gareth and Jake help a caller convince his girlfriend to go camping in bear country. Then, they create a guidebook to the best fake tourist sites in London. Want to call in?…
Apr 1, 2026 · 1:07:51
Jake is joined by writer Sean Clements and actor Aaron Chen from his upcoming movie "The Dink." First, they help a frustrated employee eliminate a stress toy. Then, a nice guy…
Mar 30, 2026 · 1:03:51
The guys help a mom get rid of the pile of towels in her bathroom. Then, they help a stargazer in need of a better view. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 174 "Tree Jim." See images from…
Mar 25, 2026 · 1:06:06
Luke and Sassy Scott join Jake and Gareth to whip some callers into shape. First, they set boundaries with a cow-loving boss. Then, they get into the smut business. New episodes…
Mar 23, 2026 · 1:10:02
Jake and Gareth talk some sense into a baby boy. Then, they help a caller who just wants to have a snowball fight. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 272 Fancy Football (with Aya Cash).…
Mar 20, 2026 · 57:14
Eric and Steve help a caller come clean from a long con possession. Then, a Denver family is moving and wants to bring grandma's spirit to the new hosue. See Privacy Policy at…
Mar 18, 2026 · 54:39
Aya Cash joins Jake and Gareth and together they right a bear-sized wrong. Then, they form a collection agency. See Aya Cash perform in Giant now open on Broadway from March 23rd…
Mar 16, 2026 · 1:05:57
Gareth and Jake develop a brand-new fad diet. Then, they confront a roommate with sticky fingers. Plus, Mary Steenburgen drops by the show for some tough love and a follow-up to…
Mar 13, 2026 · 56:34
For a special Friday the 13th episode, Eric and Steve help a caller with a hex. Later they get spooked by what a deep voiced Philadelphian has under his stairs. See Privacy…
Mar 11, 2026 · 1:04:53
Jake is joined by Justin Long and Impractical Jokers' Sal Vulcano for this special episode. First, the guys play Russian roulette with a pooping stall. Then, they give advice to…
Mar 9, 2026 · 1:06:46
Jake and Gareth stumble onto a shocking bathroom situation. Then, they help an accountant get what she's owed at tax season. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 255 "Monitor Swap (with…
Mar 4, 2026 · 49:37
Gareth and Jake are joined by Kyle Mooney for this bonus episode. First, they foster grocery store jealousy. Then, they broach a sensitive fashion conversation. Make sure to…
Mar 2, 2026 · 1:11:36
In the criminal justice system, piggly wiggly stuff is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as Jake and…
Feb 25, 2026 · 58:23
Guest Helper Michael Angarano helps Jake and Gareth conceal a caller's inconvenient erection. Then, they hatch a polka surprise. Check out Michael now starring in Devil In…
Feb 23, 2026 · 1:12:45
Jake and Gareth help a Mormon break into the local Church Ball league. Then, a teacher helps the class clowns control the funny. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 247 "Doormat Drama…
Feb 20, 2026 · 59:18
Eric and Steve ease the mind of a new east coast renter in her 1700's house. Then, make a Pacific North West local's burger dreams come true. See Privacy Policy at…
Feb 18, 2026 · 1:04:01
Gareth and Jake are joined by Karley Sciortino for this extra-sexy episode. First, a daughter wants to buy her mother a vibrator. Then, an American in Germany creates a flirty…
Feb 16, 2026 · 1:11:00
Jake and Gareth go spelunking in a suburban basement. Then, they set firm boundaries with a piano teacher. Vote for the theme song: https://weneedtopick.com/themesong See images…
Feb 11, 2026 · 1:03:52
We're Here to Help All-Star Lamorne Morris joins Jake and Gareth in-studio. First, they pour cold water on a teacher's sexy parent fantasies. Then, they hack a pilates studio.…
Feb 9, 2026 · 1:14:17
Gareth and Jake go full Atticus Finch on a yarn situation. Then, they yuck a couch sleeper's yum. Plus a follow-up to Ep. 233 "Tat-two." See images from the episode here:…
Feb 6, 2026 · 54:51
Eric and Steve help a long-suffering Jets fan and a caller with an unfortunate group nickname. Plus, a feel-good follow-up from Ep 225 "Real Magic (with John E. L. Tenney)" See…
Feb 4, 2026 · 48:54
Jake and Gareth are joined by The Pitt's Shabana Azeez. Together, they banish a mouth tape demon and brainstorm the best way to enjoy a wedding dress, without getting married.…
Feb 2, 2026 · 54:54
Gareth and Jake disrupt a helpful mother's morning routine. Then, they do battle with a Taekwondo Troll. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 250 "Dog Danger on the Gator Walk (with Ed…
Jan 28, 2026 · 54:23
Gareth, Jake and Jake's doppelganger David Krumholtz help a caller who has outgrown his sloppy group of friends. Then, an employee at a software company covets a coworker's…
Jan 26, 2026 · 1:08:27
Jake and Gareth help a caller avoid concussion protocol. Then, they enlist Gareth's mom Pam to make another mom jealous. Plus, an update from Ep 247 "Ten Pounds of Pasta (with…
Jan 23, 2026 · 1:06:57
Steve and Eric give an old mummy a royal send-off and dispute a Kafka-esque traffic violation. Plus, Gareth stops by to help a community theatre performer regain her "spark." See…
Jan 21, 2026 · 56:30
The guys are joined by Guest Helper Kal Penn! Together, they help a lawyer whose colleague's tie is too short. Then, a Chicago caller thinks his wife lost a precious gift. Listen…
Jan 19, 2026 · 1:00:30
Gareth and Jake unload some garbage on an overeager gift-giver. Then, they help a mean-looking bird find a new place to poop. Plus, a surprising follow-up from Ep 233 "Breaking…
Jan 14, 2026 · 1:05:19
Jake and Gareth are joined by Guest Helper Ed Helms! Together, they teach a small community to embrace the local gators. Then, they help a caller's father gracefully exit his own…
Jan 12, 2026 · 1:04:33
Gareth and Jake help a nurse shield her patients from an unfortunate office bulge. Then, they franchise a beloved Key West staple in a bayou backyard. Plus, the follow-up from Ep…
Jan 9, 2026 · 1:02:40
New Year, New Weirdness! In this episode, Eric and Steve find new use for a bag of teeth. Then, they confront a demonic animatronic. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 239 "Pandora's…
Jan 7, 2026 · 1:14:03
Jenny Slate joins Jake and Gareth to help a mom process her 9 year-old's toxic breakup. Then, they stage a doormat crime scene. Listen to Jenny's new podcast, I Need You Guys,…
Jan 5, 2026 · 1:17:13
Jake and Gareth are back for another season of We're Here To Help! First, they help a great guy from Bosnia avoid awkwardness at the barbershop. Then, they strategize a grunge…
Dec 31, 2025 · 55:44
Gareth and guest helper Colton Dunn help a caller whose coworker snores on the night shift. Then, they pay respect to a legend. See images from the episode here:…
Dec 29, 2025 · 1:13:06
Eric Edelstein joins Jake and Gareth and together they help an ENT specialist start a new business. Then, a Taekwondo almost-master contemplates retirement. See images from the…
Dec 24, 2025 · 49:11
Gareth is joined by special guest helper Dave Holmes, Editor-at-Large of Esquire. Together they help a restaurant employee get pied in the face at work. Then, they help a lube…
Dec 22, 2025 · 1:06:44
Live from Los Angeles, it's the first-ever "Helpies!" Hosted by Jake and Gareth, the show features appearances from some of the best callers in We're Here to Help history. See…
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