Join comedian Ben Hebert as he watches the Twilight movies one scene at a time and discusses them with a new guest every week!
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Sep 28, 2026 · 31:22
In the very one-hundred-and-episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 46(1:38:50-1:41:27)! They talk about henchmen, Alice's parking job, and…
Sep 21, 2026 · 34:59
In the very one-hundred-and-fifteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 45 (1:36:47-1:38:50)! They talk about cinematography, color…
Sep 14, 2026 · 31:43
In the very one-hundred-and-fourteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 44 (1:35:15-1:36:47)! They talk about the sun, Alice's…
Sep 7, 2026 · 33:56
In the very one-hundred-and-thirteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 43 (1:34:16-1:35:15)! They talk about cool chairs, inflight…
Aug 31, 2026 · 32:17
In the very one-hundred-and-twelfth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 42 (1:32:41-1:34:16)! They talk about podcast history, air…
Aug 24, 2026 · 35:00
In the very one-hundred-and-eleventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 41 (1:29:48-1:32:41)! They talk about phone calls, being…
Aug 17, 2026 · 30:40
In the very one-hundred-and-tenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 40(1:27:02-1:29:48)! They talk about vampire jumpscares, werewolf…
Aug 10, 2026 · 31:42
In the very one-hundred-and-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 39(1:23:37-1:27:02)! They talk about failed relationships,…
Aug 3, 2026 · 30:27
In the very one-hundred-and-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 38 (1:22:25-1:23:37)! They talk about a great man who meant a…
Jul 27, 2026 · 30:16
In the very one-hundred-and-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 37(1:20:10-1:22:25)! They talk about high school fashion,…
Jul 20, 2026 · 30:37
In the very one-hundred-and-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 36 (1:16:44-1:20:10)! They talk about Harry's bad lying, Chris…
Jul 13, 2026 · 34:36
In the very one-hundred-and-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 35(1:15:58-1:16:44)! They talk about boys, patrols, and the…
Jul 6, 2026 · 32:06
In the very one-hundred-and-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 34(1:13:52-1:15:58)! They talk about humansplaining, werewolf…
Jun 29, 2026 · 34:30
In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 33 (1:11:14-1:13:52)! They talk about giant muffins, a beautiful…
Jun 22, 2026 · 32:05
In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 32(1:09:10-1:11:14)! They talk about more jorts, quesadillas,…
Jun 16, 2026 · 33:44
In the very one-hundred-and-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 31 (1:04:39-1:09:10)! They talk about belly buttons,…
Jun 8, 2026 · 53:06
In the very ONE-HUNDREDTH episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben play Twilight trivia to celebrate episode 100! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media…
Jun 1, 2026 · 32:23
In the very ninety-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 30(1:03:43-1:05:39)! They talk about gaslighting the Swans, vampire…
May 25, 2026 · 34:39
In the very ninety-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 29 (59:43-1:03:43)! They talk about Laurent, the Minions, and finally…
May 18, 2026 · 30:00
In the very ninety-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 28 (58:43-59:43)! They talk about Bella walking through the woods and…
May 11, 2026 · 33:35
In the very ninety-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Mindy Shore discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 27 (55:18-58:43)! They talk about Bella's hobbies, Jacob's…
May 4, 2026 · 31:15
In the very ninety-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 26 (54:10-55:18)! They talk about football, fan fiction, and hang out with…
Apr 27, 2026 · 34:40
In the very ninety-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Allen Lucas discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 25 (50:29-54:10)! They talk about Canadian indie films,…
Apr 20, 2026 · 30:02
In the very ninety-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 24 (49:53-50:29)! They talk about holding hands, Bella's alternate…
Apr 13, 2026 · 32:59
In the very ninety-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 23 (49:13-49:53)! They talk about movie posters, product placement, and…
Apr 6, 2026 · 32:19
In the very ninety-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 22(47:07-49:13)! They talk about makeout movies, friend dates, and show…
Mar 30, 2026 · 32:02
In the very ninetieth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 21 (44:30-47:07)! They talk about dirty bicycles, Jacob being nice, and meet…
Mar 23, 2026 · 34:14
In the very eighty-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 20 (42:14-44:30)! They talk about cliff diving, clownfish, and ice pp. We…
Mar 16, 2026 · 33:00
In the very eighty-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 19 (40:48-42:14)! They talk about Charlie's past, Bella's dreams, and…
Mar 9, 2026 · 33:17
In the very eighty-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 18 937:41-40:48)! They talk about werewolf muscles, Goofus & Gallant,…
Mar 2, 2026 · 30:21
In the very eighty-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 17 (35:40-37:41)! They talk about dirt bikes, hobbies, and maybe being a…
Feb 23, 2026 · 34:59
In the very eighty-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Liz McCreight discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 16 (32:03-35:40)! They talk about Anna Kendrick,…
Feb 16, 2026 · 30:18
In the very eighty-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 15 (30:30-32:03)! They talk about women, shopping, and women shopping! We…
Feb 9, 2026 · 31:33
In the very eighty-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Emily Bouroudjian discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 14 (28:16-30:30)! They talk about Shakespeare,…
Feb 2, 2026 · 34:32
In the very eighty-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Jess Mull discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 82 (25:50-28:16)! They talk about walking, werewolves, and…
Jan 26, 2026 · 32:45
In the very eighty-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 12 (21:22-25:50)! They talk about bad breakups, bad communication, and a…
Jan 20, 2026 · 16:22
Enjoy a discussion of the show's history that got cut from this week's episode for being too long!
Jan 19, 2026 · 32:05
In the very eightieth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Cody Lee Walker discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 11 (19:57-21:22)! They talk about a sad cheese man,…
Jan 12, 2026 · 32:49
In the very seventy-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Will Nicholson discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 10 (17:25-19:57) They talk about Edward's weird…
Jan 7, 2026 · 35:45
In the very seventy-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Lily Ludwig discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 9 (15:52-17:25)! They talk about hot dads, eternal…
Dec 15, 2025 · 31:27
In the very seventy-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Sarah's wife Megan discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 77 (13:25-15:52)! They talk about vampire…
Nov 17, 2025 · 34:25
In the very seventy-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 7 (11:03-13:25)! They talk about oil paintings, vampire costumes, and…
Nov 10, 2025 · 30:04
In the very seventy-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 6 (8:34-11:03)! They talk about their feelings, Shakespeare, and Alan…
Nov 3, 2025 · 1:58:16
Enjoy an episode of our new bonus series Bite-Sized Presents! You can find it and more at Patreon.com/TwilightPodcast
Oct 27, 2025 · 31:55
In the very seventy-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 5 (7:31-8:34)! They talk about vampire powers, big feelings, and…
Oct 20, 2025 · 34:54
In the very seventy-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 4 (4:05-7:31)! They talk about Bella's friends, Edward's terrible…
Oct 13, 2025 · 30:36
In the very seventy-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 3 (3:08-4:05)! They talk about digital cameras, grey hairs, and get…
Oct 6, 2025 · 32:01
In the very seventy-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 2 (1:22-3:08)! They talk about mirrors, dreams, and menswear! We want…
Sep 29, 2025 · 41:09
In the very seventieth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Ben Auxier discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon- Scene 1 (0:00-1:22)! They talk about Shakespeare, and learn some…
Sep 22, 2025 · 45:22
In the very sixty-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Ben Auxier discuss Twilight - Scene 69 (1:53:59-The End)! They talk about the future of Bite-Sized, snakes, and play a new…
Sep 15, 2025 · 31:48
In the very sixty-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah Murphy discuss Twilight - Scene 68 (1:50:00-1:53:59)! They talk about prom dates, prom dancing, and make an…
Sep 8, 2025 · 32:15
In the very sixty-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Camille Mitchell discuss Twilight - Scene 67 (1:48:49-1:50:00)! They talk about going to prom, leaving prom, and iTunes…
Sep 1, 2025 · 31:18
In the very sixty-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sean Buckley discuss Twilight - Scene 66 (1:47:30-1:48:49)! They talk about acting, walking in the forest, and get really…
Jun 23, 2025 · 31:53
In the very sixty-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Will Nicholson discuss Twilight - Scene 65 (1:46:12-1:47:30)! They talk about eggs, dads, and Bella's fashion sense! We…
Jun 16, 2025 · 33:51
In the very sixty-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Ben Auxier and Sarah Murphy discuss Twilight - Scene 64 (1:42:35-1:46:12)! They talk about Edward's fake sleeping, falling…
May 19, 2025 · 30:09
In the very sixty-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Chris Jowett discuss Twilight - Scene 63 (1:42:00-1:42:35)! They talk about Robert Pattinson's music career, the art…
May 12, 2025 · 31:12
In the very sixty-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Rio Shigeta discuss Twilight - Scene 62 (1:38:10-1:42:00)! They talk about cough drops, the nature of acting, and Robert…
May 5, 2025 · 33:32
In the very sixty-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah Murphy discuss Twilight - Scene 61 (1:35:45-1:38:10)! They talk about mirrors, getting kidnapped, and talk to Sarah's…
Apr 7, 2025 · 31:22
In the very sixtieth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Riley Rogers discuss Twilight - Scene 60 (1:35:04-1:35:45)! They talk about taxis, Jalice & Asper, and, perchance, ballet! We…
Mar 31, 2025 · 33:13
In the very fifty-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Abbi Bryson discuss Twilight - Scene 59 (1:33:40-1:35:04)! They talk about hotel checkout, ballet, and more cowboys! We…
Mar 17, 2025 · 32:20
In the very fifty-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Lori Rodiriguez discuss Twilight - Scene 58 (1:32:15-1:33:40)! They talk about Jasper’s accent, Alice’s vision, and three…
Mar 10, 2025 · 30:17
In the very fifty-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sam Saucier discuss Twilight - Scene 57 (1:31:18-1:32:15)! They talk about Bella's vague voicemail, more bad planning,…
Mar 3, 2025 · 32:29
In the very fifty-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Hannah Mary discuss Twilight - Scene 56 (1:29:07-1:31:18)! They talk about Laurent, vampire hair (again), and the Cullen's…
Feb 25, 2025 · 30:18
In the very fifty-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Jono Mammel discuss Twilight - Scene 55 (1:27:54-1:29:07)! They talk about Cullen dramatics, mug stealing, and stupid…
Feb 17, 2025 · 31:10
In the very fifty-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Tyler DeLoatch discuss Twilight - Scene 54 (1:25:51-1:27:54)! They talk about Tyler's innate knowledge of Twilight, too…
Feb 10, 2025 · 30:41
In the very fifty-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and the Charm Scene podcast (Lily Ludwig & Austin Packard) discuss Twilight - Scene 53 (1:25:01-1:25:51)! They talk about…
Nov 18, 2024 · 32:06
In the very fifty-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah Michelle Ault discuss Twilight - Scene 52 (1:21:26-1:25:01)! They talk about fighting stances, a vampire throuple,…
Nov 4, 2024 · 32:49
In the very fifty-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Jack Chylinski discuss Twilight - Scene 51 (1:18:50-1:21:26)! They talk about baseball, Broadway, and bad wigs! We want to…
Oct 21, 2024 · 22:13
Enjoy this conversation with Brandon Christy (Cat Guy from the Italian Restaurant scene) and stick around afterwards for a quick update on the show!
Oct 7, 2024 · 31:49
In the very FIFTIETH episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Tara Egan discuss Twilight - Scene 50 (1:17:13-1:18:50)! They talk about gifted kids, bad dad Charlie, and learn how to spell!…
Sep 30, 2024 · 29:49
Please enjoy this collection of clips from episodes 31-40!
Sep 23, 2024 · 32:50
In the very 49th episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Amber Linde discuss Twilight - Scene 49 (1:13:51-1:17:13)! They talk about Team Jason, baseball wives, and the courtship of Edward…
Sep 16, 2024 · 26:54
In the very forty-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Hannah Hayes discuss Twilight - Scene 48 (1:11:53-1:13:51)! They talk about windows, Stephanie Meyer's cameo, and try to…
Sep 9, 2024 · 30:21
In the very forty-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Mindy Shore discuss Twilight - Scene 46 (1:09:23-1:10:54)! They talk about book release parties, tree climbing, and spider…
Sep 2, 2024 · 33:53
In the very forty-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Beth Nelson discuss Twilight - Scene 45 (1:06:44-1:09:23)! They talk about masks, Edward's room, and get really deep into…
Aug 19, 2024 · 29:54
In the very forty-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Cosette Bolt discuss Twilight - Scene 44 (1:04:23-1:06:44)! They talk about Italian food, watching movies on your iPod,…
Aug 12, 2024 · 26:45
In the very forty-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Vinny DiPasquale discuss Twilight - Scene 43 (1:03:19-1:04:23)! They talk about portraying Edward, the Cullen house, and…
Aug 5, 2024 · 33:35
In the very forty-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Morgan Kennedy discuss Twilight - Scene 42(1:01:25-1:03:19)! They talk about Robert Pattinson's accent, Edward's demeanor,…
Jul 29, 2024 · 30:44
In the very forty-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Emily Bouroudjian discuss Twilight - Scene 41 (58:51-1:01:25)! They talk about exposition, Edward's origin, and sing a song…
Jul 15, 2024 · 28:35
In the very fortieth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Holly Souchack discuss Twilight - Scene 40 (58:05-58:51)! They talk about Team Jacob, Life & Death names, and the Cullen's…
Jul 8, 2024 · 28:56
In the very thirty-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Will Nicholson discuss Twilight - Scene 39 (57:24-58:05)! They talk about Bella's hair, Edward being dramatic, and hear…
Jul 1, 2024 · 5:30
No new episode this week on account of both guest and host getting sick!
Jun 24, 2024 · 32:33
In the very thirty-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Michael Foster discuss Twilight - Scene 38 (49:35-57:24)! They talk about the skin of a killer, Edward's attractive…
Jun 17, 2024 · 32:28
In the very thirty-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and David Martinez discuss Twilight - Scene 37 (48:39-49:35)! They talk about Bella and Edwards weird stare down and that's…
Jun 10, 2024 · 32:58
In the very thirty-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Lily Ludwig discuss Twilight - Scene 36 (47:21-48:39)! They talk about a lot of websites, Lily shows off her classical…
Jun 3, 2024 · 32:01
In the very thirty-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Madeleine discuss Twilight - Scene 35 (45:54-47:21)! They talk about feet, pepper spray, and ship some dads! We want to…
May 27, 2024 · 34:35
In the very thirty-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Sarah Murphy discuss Challengers I mean Twilight - Scene 34 (44:23-45:54)! They talk about Edward's cold hands, ADR, and…
May 13, 2024 · 30:30
In the very thirty-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Chas Lilly discuss Twilight - Scene 33 (41:39-44:23)! They talk about restaurants, red flags, and a really cool waitress!…
May 6, 2024 · 29:27
Enjoy this curated collection of clips from episodes 15 through 30! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok)…
Apr 29, 2024 · 31:15
In the very thirty-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Vic Pheasey (of Forkin 'Ell) discuss Twilight - Scene 32 (40:37-41:39)! They talk about high school dating, Twilight in…
Apr 22, 2024 · 29:50
Or: That Scene from Robocop Where he Shoots the Guy in the Dick In the very thirty-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Keenan Camp discuss Twilight - Scene 31 (38:24-40:37)!…
Apr 15, 2024 · 30:57
In the very thirtieth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Laura Griffiths (of Forkin 'ell) discuss Twilight - Scene 30 (37:34-38:24)! They talk about prom, Paramore, and Twilight in…
Apr 8, 2024 · 5:23
No new episode today, just a quick update on what's going on behind the scenes! Follow the show on social media here! TikTok:…
Apr 1, 2024 · 32:05
In the very twenty-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Mike Gospel discuss Twilight - Scene 29 (36:39-37:34)! They talk about 2008 movies, 2008 fashion, and frisbees! We want to…
Mar 25, 2024 · 24:53
In the very twenty-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Allie Gospel discuss Twilight - Scene 28 (36:08-36:39)! They talk about Google, fake books, and experience the show's…
Mar 18, 2024 · 33:30
In the very twenty-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Haley Karlson discuss Twilight - Scene 27 (34:53-36:08)! They talk about cats, headphones, and the dos and don't of…
Mar 11, 2024 · 31:47
In the very twenty-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Bryce Halliday discuss Twilight - Scene 26 (33:15-34:53) They talk about Australian monsters, Australian tv shows, and…
Feb 5, 2024 · 28:33
In the very twenty-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Matthew Nielsen discuss Twilight - Scene 25 (31:57-33:15) They talk about prom, the beach, and peaking in high school! We…
Jan 22, 2024 · 33:21
In the very twenty-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben and Brian Huther discuss Twilight - Scene 24 (29:48-31:57) They talk about salad, the beach, and really struggle to figure…
Jan 15, 2024 · 27:46
Enjoy this selection of clips from the first 15 episodes! If you're a first time listener, this is a great place to jump in and sample the show. Regular episodes resume next week!
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