The George Janko Show · Jul 30, 2026 · 1:25:40
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro & George's Cracked Rib
04:04 Albert Pretends He Knows How to Drift
08:00 Getting Banned From Walmart
10:47 Abandoning George's Bachelor Party
13:15 Albert Challenges George's Security Guard
21:57 Their Childhood Was Absolute Chaos
24:00 Their Older Cousin Got Revenge
30:00 Growing Up in a Crazy Assyrian Family
34:09 Albert Somehow Became a Building Treasurer
42:00 Why Albert Talks to Every Stranger
43:43 The Security Guard Comes Back
51:15 Albert Shoots George in the Shower
53:34 Setting His Mom Up With Sebastian Maniscalco
57:16 Albert's Insane Memory
01:00:10 Why George Hates Watching Movies With Albert
01:02:44 Albert's Three-Cat Origin Story
01:09:49 The Story That Broke George's Heart
01:14:24 Why George Loves Being Married
01:15:26 The Off-Roading Disaster
01:19:57 The Security Guard Finally Shows Up
01:20:43 Albert Finally Faces the Security Guard
Episodes: The George Janko Show