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What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!

The Therapy Crouch · Sep 22, 2026 · 45:03

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit!


In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler.


Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours!


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00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding

05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit

08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments

10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma

12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded

15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap

16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs

19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue

21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile

23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting

27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights

30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor

31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club

33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz

38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance

41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler

43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand


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