#460: Amazing Sports Names & 5 Questions | OBB Benched | You Stole Tara Reid from Me

Instead of terrible kickoff times, bold predictions or punchable coaches... we're talking about airplane engines, injustice for wine moms and arguably the best name in the history of sports... welcome to OBB Benched!

It's Monday, which means it's time for another episode of OBB Benched — where Orange Bowl Boys skip the football takes and just let things get weird. Episode 460 does not disappoint.

The boys kick things off by celebrating the 21st anniversary of one of the internet's original great moments: Leeroy Jenkins. From there, things spiral in the best possible way.

The week's scariest story lands next — the Denver airport incident where a man ran into a Frontier Airlines engine on the runway. The guys play the actual cockpit audio and break down the wild chain of events that followed, including theories about CIA black sites beneath Denver International and whether the whole thing was somehow escaped prisoners.

Then it's a full deep-dive into the greatest, most ridiculous names in sports history. Zye Whitewoman's commitment to the Haskell Indian Nations leads to a list that includes Dude Person, Steve Houyouxfet, Chubby Cox, Harry Colon, Johnny Dickshot, God Shammgod, and a Clemson pitcher named Titsworth who absolutely owns every room he walks into.

Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian went Instagram official this week, and the guys can't help but debate: who's the one celebrity you could never date based on their past? The car analogy gets deeply committed to. Tara Reid somehow ends up as the unanimous answer.

A Tampa wine mom got arrested at a U8 girls soccer game for running an unlicensed wine stand — complete with a square card reader, a chalkboard menu, and a signature blend called Referee Tears. The boys are fully on her side. And a 26-year-old Florida woman was pulled over on I-95 at 3 AM while riding a shopping cart with a shower curtain sail. Captain Jessica Sparrow.

Fire questions close out the episode: $50 fines for jerk behavior, the worst band you've ever seen live (Motley Crue gets absolutely torched), messages to alien civilizations, the greatest cake debate ever recorded, craziest things ever said on the show, and the adult version of "my mom said I can't go." Episode naming chaos closes it out, as it always does.

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00:00 – Intro & Leeroy Jenkins Anniversary

02:30 – FSU & Norvell: "The Best Year of My Life"

03:30 – Savannah Bananas at Truist Park

05:00 – The Denver Airport Runway Incident

07:00 – Cockpit Audio & Aviation Breakdown

08:30 – Hartsfield Airport Rant

10:45 – Greatest Funny Sports Names Ever

14:20 – The Titsworth Story (Clemson Pitcher)

15:30 – Kim K & Lewis Hamilton: The Mileage Debate

18:00 – Who Could You Never Date? (Tara Reid Wins)

19:30 – Wine Mom Arrested at U8 Soccer Game

21:30 – Florida Woman Rides Shopping Cart on I-95

23:00 – Fire Questions: $50 Fine for Jerk Behavior

26:00 – Fire Questions: Worst Band You've Seen Live

29:00 – Fire Questions: Message to Alien Civilizations

30:30 – Fire Questions: Greatest Cake Debate

34:30 – Jupiter Donuts vs. Dunkin' Hot Take

35:00 – Craziest Thing Ever Said on OBB

36:00 – Adult Version of "My Mom Said I Can't Go"

39:30 – Scoop's HOA Mask Story

41:30 – Episode Naming Battle & Outro

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