Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true-crime, mostly comedy, completely petty.
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Sep 29, 2026 · 46:57
I know it's your last day before maternity leave, but can I have your job real quick before you go? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
Sep 22, 2026 · 42:50
New rules for housesitting: 1) Sleep in the master bed, 2) Run the hose 24/7, 3) Let the bears in. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
Sep 15, 2026 · 50:54
When a stranger starts messing up the office bathrooms, one woman decides to take a stand. Or a sit. Somewhere between a stand and a sit. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
Sep 8, 2026 · 48:24
We loved hanging out with you and your husband. And we'd love to see you again. "You" singular, that is ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis…
Sep 1, 2026 · 48:07
We all have that one friend who will do anything to get jiggy with your family's handyman. But who will get to the "Finnish Line" first?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
Aug 25, 2026 · 47:59
It's our 200th episode, so this week's crime is about ... TREES! Trees so good you'd face a maniac armed with a GoPro and a hammer. Or is that just ... pett-tree? Happy 200,…
Aug 18, 2026 · 45:58
A student resorts to something disgraceful when faced with ... a hard class? LOS ANGELES - LIVE SHOW (SEPT 3) - TICKETS HERE Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and…
Aug 11, 2026 · 45:40
There's no honor for the honor system when a $50 gift card is on the line. Or maybe you can hit 40,000 steps a day, every day, for weeks on end - while working a full-time job?!…
Aug 4, 2026 · 38:50
When a work dinner reservation is made for 10 people, one woman goes INSANE. And rightfully so! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime…
Jul 28, 2026 · 48:16
With a turtle on your car, you can bring anything you want to the music festival. Just not Tiff! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
Jul 21, 2026 · 50:51
Doinking Derek is but one corporate training away. But what happens when office terror Mariana tries to join the fun? And ladies, PLEASE date our special guest Carl Tart (SNL).…
Jul 14, 2026 · 52:02
Driven to madness by the frat boys upstairs, our young heroine takes matters into her own hands ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
Jul 7, 2026 · 48:40
A picture tells a thousand words, but she only needed one to dump his ass ... "Vanda". Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that…
Jun 30, 2026 · 50:19
Verily! What would thoust do if a white lady tried to cut in line using her sob story? Wouldst thou be petty? Or doth the white lady protest too much?! Petty Crimes is hosted by…
Jun 23, 2026 · 53:59
How many donuts do four grown women need to keep their 20-year friendship alive? Definitely more than 3, right? Featuring Sarah Sherman (SNL, new HBO special )! Petty Crimes is…
Jun 16, 2026 · 45:37
And I couldn't help but wonder ... when does an "off-limits" guy become "on limits" again? Can a city really be big and small? And how does The Bailiff know more about Sex & The…
Jun 9, 2026 · 43:09
Be careful what you wish for. Especially if what you wish for is your ex to come to your house party and cause some drama. Cos there'll be drama. Just not the kind you wanted!…
Jun 2, 2026 · 38:49
Was this concert ticket free, or will my husband have to be our private chauffeur as payment? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime…
May 26, 2026 · 41:32
Do you need permission from your ex to live with your ex's ex-roommate? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in…
May 19, 2026 · 38:54
When does a moving truck become just a regular truck that your neighbor parks outside your window with the engine on all night? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan…
May 12, 2026 · 44:48
Sending you a gift for the eye surgery. Just want to verify your current address is Atlantis Paradise Island, The Bahamas?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and…
May 5, 2026 · 38:57
The problem with emotional affairs are ... they get EMOTIONAL. Featuring Normal Gossip 's Rachelle Hampton ! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis…
Apr 28, 2026 · 38:36
So excited to celebrate my in-laws' anniversary with my husband, his family, some peacocks, and half my sorority. What? Sorority sisters are family too, right? Petty Crimes is…
Apr 21, 2026 · 39:49
Wow, two crimes about college roommates in a row. Is something going on with college roommates right now?! WATCH ROOMMATES ON NETFLIX! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
Apr 14, 2026 · 38:30
Just remember: if you push your rich roomie too far, the money's gonna move out too! WATCH CEARA'S MOVIE ' ROOMMATES ' ON NETFLIX APRIL 17TH!!! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara…
Apr 7, 2026 · 33:28
Would you like to return your fake bag online, or would you like to come harass me in person? With special guest Laci Mosley . Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and…
Mar 31, 2026 · 32:35
Would you please help my son (your ex) pick out a new bedframe (to have sex in with other women)? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
Mar 24, 2026 · 33:03
Is having no friends a red flag? Maybe. What about writing a book in which your only friend dies? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
Mar 17, 2026 · 37:57
Dress for the job you want (unless it's making Tiffany cry at a pop-up festival). Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should…
Mar 10, 2026 · 39:33
You know what might help introduce your new boyfriend to our mother? A disguise! Recorded live at The City Winery NYC with special guest Erin Farrington . Petty Crimes is hosted…
Mar 3, 2026 · 37:51
Technically, we don't have a "No Boys Allowed" policy - but, for this one man, I would like to make an exception. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
Feb 24, 2026 · 42:56
Thanks for helping me find my cat, neighbor! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to never speak to you again. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis…
Feb 17, 2026 · 36:40
I would like to sign up for a group trip. However, I would like to be alone for the group trip. And if you try to come with me ... I'll leave your ass behind! Petty Crimes is…
Feb 10, 2026 · 39:02
Hey! Haven't heard from you guys, so I'm gonna submit our group project 2 days early without any of your stuff. Okay great thanks bye! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
Feb 3, 2026 · 37:50
Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
Jan 27, 2026 · 35:02
You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and…
Jan 20, 2026 · 41:16
Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
Jan 13, 2026 · 39:38
There’s a fine line between someone crashing with you and someone accidentally becoming your roommate - and you just crossed it! Plus, the earth-rattling debut of THE BAILIFF.…
Jan 6, 2026 · 34:58
I know it's against company policy. And I know I wrote that policy, but ... make me the forbidden cake for my daughter's birthday! Add one to the accent count for Ceara. Griff…
Dec 30, 2025 · 42:41
Can you legally kiss your boss's son on New Year's Eve? What if I told you I only did it because I hate my boss(!). Plus, the fabulous Chandler Dean ( Abolish Everything! ) is…
Dec 23, 2025 · 39:02
It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by taking a shot every time…
Dec 16, 2025 · 39:31
Kindly RSVP you will not kiss my husband on the lips, or tell anyone we're in a throuple. Sincerely, The Bride. Plus, Griff with an update on what a Port-A-Potty is For-Ta-Potty!…
Dec 9, 2025 · 37:41
Welcome to Dirty Daniel Island! We’ve got spiders, mold, broken ankles, and exactly three forks. What's not to love?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
Dec 2, 2025 · 43:39
Real-life private investigator Mackenzie Fultz ( Dating Detectives ) is here to quote Taylor Swift, convince Griff to rent a car, and finally teach Ceara how to do an accent.…
Nov 25, 2025 · 43:40
Uh oh! Mommy and Daddy are fighting. That can only mean one thing ... our Annual Thanksgiving PuPu Pettyganza! Small crimes only. No crumbs. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
Nov 18, 2025 · 37:54
Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, THANKSGIVING SURPRISE! Ceara walks us through the Lily Allen drama, and Griff learns why all the cool kids are saying Tempe. Petty…
Nov 11, 2025 · 38:21
Comedian Beth Stelling gets us fantasizing about tall Belgian bodybuilders who throw tables to let their feelings out. It's 100 degrees out and the Korean soft porn is on ...…
Nov 4, 2025 · 35:05
What would it take for you to kill your husband? A lie? An affair? A cashew?! Plus, Ceara names her richest friend. And, aww, Griff made some artwork! Petty Crimes is hosted by…
Oct 28, 2025 · 33:15
Our spoooookiest episode ever! Corsets, keycards, and Kiki’s - oh my! Oh, and a warning: this week’s episode contains an actual literal ghost (kinda). Petty Crimes is hosted by…
Oct 21, 2025 · 37:11
How nude is TOO nude? How far will Ceara go for lobster? And why does this week's crime involve a squad of 4-year-old crime scene investigators? All will be answered on this…
Oct 14, 2025 · 46:45
Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis . Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us…
Oct 7, 2025 · 47:52
A petty crime at a fabulous retirement community. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in…
Oct 1, 2025 · 1:01
Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis.…
Sep 30, 2025 · 44:07
A petty crime at a charter school featuring wild staff parties, teacher drama, and an eavesdropping principal’s quick rise to power. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch…
Sep 23, 2025 · 45:40
There was a time and a place for his mouth to be open, and it was on stage. Follow Bridger Winegar ! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty…
Sep 16, 2025 · 45:19
She’s just a misunderstood, exceedingly able-bodied woman from the small town of New York City. Follow Gianmarco Soresi and don’t miss his special, Thief of Joy , streaming on…
Sep 9, 2025 · 36:26
Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by…
Sep 2, 2025 · 45:09
Having a friend’s location is a luxury that should not be taken for granted. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime…
Aug 26, 2025 · 46:45
The test results are in and this is a 3-tea-cup crime Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard…
Aug 19, 2025 · 41:46
A family heirloom heist is uncovered in this special at-home episode. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that…
Aug 12, 2025 · 44:09
Emotional support, an anonymous HOA note, and why Virgos keep catching strays – OPE! But Ceara’s not here to defend her sign or pretend to care about astrology, Kevin Sullivan…
Aug 5, 2025 · 38:43
When communal trash becomes corporate warfare. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the…
Jul 29, 2025 · 46:37
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got an exclusive peek behind the Patreon! Subscribe to the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes Subscribe…
Jul 15, 2025 · 44:30
This crime has everything…a chef, hairstylists, tattoo artists, polyamory, French toast, and thee Chloe Fineman. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
Jul 8, 2025 · 48:20
A high school graduation and an uneaten bundt cake. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in…
Jul 1, 2025 · 49:10
A law office, a series of Instagram posts, and a very, very moldy coffee pot. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime…
Jun 24, 2025 · 42:59
A queer-long distance situationship goes awry... Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the…
Jun 17, 2025 · 41:54
A crime parked in chaos. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court?…
Jun 10, 2025 · 41:53
A locker room showdown that begs one question: Y ?! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in…
Jun 3, 2025 · 40:05
With great power comes great responsibility! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
May 27, 2025 · 43:18
...and pain for my sham friends . Follow Traci Thomas on Instgram and listen to her podcast, The Stacks. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty…
May 13, 2025 · 43:27
This coal miner’s got an axe on him! Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ For your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe…
May 6, 2025 · 46:33
The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped. Follow Ego Nwodim on Instagram and listen to her podcast, Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim. Petty Crimes was…
Apr 29, 2025 · 38:04
Two tales, all on one totally stupid episode. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ For your next trip, treat yourself to…
Apr 22, 2025 · 44:53
A yacht, a sugar daddy, and a friend that came without a warning. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus…
Apr 15, 2025 · 44:57
Print media might be dead, but love is forever! Follow Joel Kim Booster on Instagram and listen to his podcast, Bad Dates. Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award! Vote…
Apr 8, 2025 · 46:10
Is getting mid-air tipsy really worth all this? Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award! Vote for us now! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to…
Apr 1, 2025 · 40:54
May we all be blessed with a guardian angel wearing a white crop top and Uggs. Follow Rosebud Baker on Instagram and watch her new special, "Rosebud Baker: The Mother Lode", on…
Mar 25, 2025 · 47:48
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got something just as amazing: a peek behind the paywall. Subscribe to the Petty Patreon here:…
Mar 18, 2025 · 38:49
TikTok drama finally makes its way to the Petty Crimes Court. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free…
Mar 11, 2025 · 37:27
Spying on your neighbors is good for your health. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on…
Mar 4, 2025 · 34:25
Sharing is caring. But at work? Not so much. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your…
Feb 25, 2025 · 40:30
"Men, its really time to feed the Ladies. (No, really)." Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free…
Feb 24, 2025 · 40:36
A custody battle filled with sex toys and blackouts. Follow Brandon on Instagram and visit their website to learn more. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag.…
Feb 11, 2025 · 38:16
She started it! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! For 35% off of all…
Feb 4, 2025 · 46:58
Vi är besatta av Bree! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! For 35% off of…
Jan 28, 2025 · 51:39
Apparently, Cabin Fever happens in Log Mansions too. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping…
Jan 21, 2025 · 41:00
The gift that keeps on giving. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court?…
Jan 14, 2025 · 57:20
"Chairs are for people! That's how it's always been!" ***Note: This episode was recorded before the fires in LA. We send our love to those affected and hope that this episode…
Jan 6, 2025 · 41:49
K-Popping in LA--fun but messsyyy. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to…
Dec 31, 2024 · 40:54
She's a jury of her own peers. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to…
Dec 17, 2024 · 44:30
Sharing is caring. Happy Holidays Petty Criminals! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes…
Dec 10, 2024 · 44:00
Please let this be the last time Charlie's family ever talks about this plunger. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be…
Dec 3, 2024 · 38:29
Timmy and his friends are just squirreling around. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes…
Nov 26, 2024 · 38:11
Like Beyoncé, Prince, Cher, and Madonna, Bobby is a one-name icon. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the…
Nov 19, 2024 · 34:50
Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the…
Nov 12, 2024 · 44:12
It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in…
Nov 5, 2024 · 39:21
It's election day, so make your voice heard by going to the PC Instagram to let us know if you're Team Lola or Team Rosie! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and…
Oct 29, 2024 · 40:30
This petty crime is basically IT, but in real life! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes…
Oct 22, 2024 · 47:56
We support Rhonda's rights (and some of her wrongs). Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes…
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