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Sep 29, 2026 · 1:10:49
HOLD ON TO YOUR FAE BUTTS Natalie and Jackie are dancing their mouth dance through chapters 38 and 39; you must join them for their DISCOVERIEEESS!!!!!! No matter how slow of…
Sep 22, 2026 · 1:24:41
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART and you’re to blame Deerling, you give love a bad name! Lideera, who did NOT die!, ain’t having a blast as the torture boiz make their Depth Charger…
Sep 15, 2026 · 1:14:17
Oh we are not out of the woods yet; we so not out the woods we got DEER IN HEEEERE!! On this week’s deep dive, Natalie and Jackie get into the action packed chapters 33-35.…
Sep 8, 2026 · 1:12:52
On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie devour chapters 30-32 of House of Flame and Shadow. In chapter 30, we are back with Bryce and bad daddy…
Sep 1, 2026 · 1:12:50
On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie get into House of Flame and Shadow's chapters 26-29 while Bryce is tryna get OUTTA a dang Prythian…
Aug 25, 2026 · 1:15:50
oooOoooOoooOoohhhh sometimes I wake up grumpy and sometimes I LET HER SLEEP (in her sarcaophogus, that is)!!! In the case of Ch. 24, our tunnel friends didn't have much of a…
Aug 18, 2026 · 1:12:41
"DID SOMEBODY ASK FOR A CHIN IN THE PINK AND A NOSE IN THE STINK??" --Hilde Ugh can someone tell this hag that nobody is looking for her holes in parts? SHE HAS CREATURES TO…
Aug 11, 2026 · 1:32:22
TONIGHT THERE'S GONNA BE A WOLF FIGHT and it's alllllll for the love of the Viper! But that's not the ONLY thing we are dealing with in chapters 20 and 21! Our torture boiz are…
Aug 4, 2026 · 1:17:18
If you were dreaming that Jackie would play the 'Thong Song: Jackie's Version" on a fake harp today, then your dreams are coming true! Who knew this would be where your dreams…
Jul 28, 2026 · 1:11:50
OH WE GOT OURSELVES A TUNNEL DUMP and we are NOT talking about making on the floor of the tunnel (although where else would you do it??) We go through chs. 16 and 17 in this…
Jul 22, 2026 · 1:12:06
Dost thou eyes decieve ye?! Are we experiencing DOUBLE VISION in the tunnels?? Nope, just a couple of full grown women givin wyrm over here and you GOTTA get over to…
Jul 14, 2026 · 1:12:31
Ohhhhh I wonder who could have BARK BONES FOR BRAINS??? No way that it's Ithan!?!? No, you were right it's definitely Ithan. In ch. 13 we find ourselves right alongside Ole…
Jul 7, 2026 · 56:31
Get them buns (and swords) of steel ready- it's a TUNNEL TALK LEARNING WALK!!! Much better than an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk IN MY PERSONAL OPINION but mostly because this one has…
Jun 30, 2026 · 1:10:40
WE NEVER WANT THE WET TO TURN TO DRY unless it has nothing to do with a downstairs goosh and everything to do with being physically wet. In that case- PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME IN…
Jun 23, 2026 · 1:04:41
Oh this book ain't givin no normal grocery store's amount of torture. This is MEMBERSHIP CLUB AMOUNTS OF TORTURE. Big torture time. And that's not gonna let up any time soon but…
Jun 16, 2026 · 58:29
AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE AGAIN. Yes, Natalie and I accidentally dressed as the same character again but it's because we are gearin up for a BITCH V. BITCH TUNNEL SITCH…
Jun 9, 2026 · 1:26:35
Ima do things MY WAY it's my way or the FAE WAYYYYY. Did Limp Bizkit just enter the episode description? Yes but don't worry he's not trapped in this tunnel with the Silva Sobek…
Jun 2, 2026 · 1:13:09
UGH NATALIE REFUSES TO SUP ON MY SIZZURP. This episode covers chapters 2 and 3-- heartbreak comes in ALL forms in the world of SJM and sometimes that heartbreak is from a…
May 26, 2026 · 1:20:44
GUESS WHO'S BACK-ACK-ACK NATJACK'S BACK-ACK-ACK (do you hear the slim shady in that?) here we come to save the DAAAAY!!! (maybe a lil mighty mouse instead?) DID YOU MISS…
Feb 24, 2026 · 49:50
If you came to Crescent City to get a HEA from book 2, WE HATE TO DISAPPOINT YA! NOT A LOTTA HAPPY GOIN ON HERE SRRYYYYYYYY! We last left Bryce on a portal journey to Hel but…
Feb 17, 2026 · 1:02:02
It's a firstlight party and all the Angel bottom holes are invited!!! If by firstlight party you mean a not party trapped in the Asteri's house with some torture on the…
Feb 10, 2026 · 1:11:15
GET READY FOR AN INFO DUMP ON THIS ONE but hopefully they won't be dumping the info where the Asteri take their lightfall!!!! In ch 72, we are following Team Fuck You as NOBODY…
Feb 3, 2026 · 1:10:31
OoooooOoooOohhhHHhhhh errybody loves an "I LOVE YOU I MIGHT DIE TODAY" battle build up!!!! In Ch 69, Cormac and Ruhn start to have a bad-dad-sad-boy-brodown in a Jeep while Hunt…
Jan 27, 2026 · 1:10:38
Come on down to the viper's den THE BLOOD'S ADDICTINGGGGG!! In Ch 67, we start off with Tharion desperately needing protection (from his groin's choices) and running right into…
Jan 20, 2026 · 1:19:05
Dry January but make it WET! (ugh but NOT with the River Queen's daughter, Tharion!!!) This corpse-and-bitch duo is hanging with our goons while we get everything situated for…
Jan 13, 2026 · 1:17:35
Bryce is giving a 'yes chef' to Apollion in this episode because when a star eating daddy tells you to WERK you WERK, BITCHHHHHHH. In ch 63, Bryce is desperately trying to hone…
Jan 6, 2026 · 56:44
In ch 61, we jump into the middle of a TRYNA NECROMANCE party and of course Ithan convinced Hypaxia to use her powers to find Connor because Ithan only has the power to…
Dec 30, 2025 · 59:43
OHHH TO BE FANCY AT AN AUTUMNAL EQUINOX BALLLLLLL ohhhhh and that's where we find ourselves at the top of ch. 59 and errybody in our fam is having a TIME ABOUT IT! Autumn King is…
Dec 23, 2025 · 1:03:11
It's a bro-thel and I'm not the ho-thel they want but the ONE THAT THEY NEED. We start ch 56 with a wolf boy on the mend (ugh unfortunately Hypaxia's soooo magical medicinally…
Dec 16, 2025 · 1:11:12
In chapter 54, it's time for Bryce to TALK OUT SOME OF THE DECISIONS SHE HAS MADE but first she needs to be annoyed by Daddy King telling her about her forced name change! UGH…
Dec 9, 2025 · 1:09:48
YOU KNOW WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR A FISHASS TO FIGHT! But a fishHEAD? Oh no, I wouldn't open THAT can of worms! In Chapter 52, we find Tharion and I'm starting to think that the…
Dec 2, 2025 · 1:23:22
OH GOSH YOU KNOW WE ARE STILL IN A LOTTA TROUBLE and somehow more trouble just KEEPS finding us??? In chapters 49-51, we travel with our mated Bryce and Hunt but they are…
Nov 25, 2025 · 59:31
On today's episode, Natalie and Jackie end part 2 and head right into Part 3: The Pit and even though it's not talking about an underarm you can still believe that our gang is…
Nov 18, 2025 · 1:04:06
As we discuss chapters 45 and 46, did Ithan maybe accidentally make one decision that was kinda good? YES! Will they probably still get in a lotta trouble for it? DOUBLE YES! But…
Nov 11, 2025 · 1:04:22
As we careen through chapters 42 and 43, we have poor exhausted Cormac teleporting all his besties to the WET RUMBLE! These mechsuits are creepy deepy and how the h are they…
Nov 4, 2025 · 1:10:53
This episode covers chapter 42 and she is thiccccc with events and questionable choices!! Even though Bryce is FAILING on the gal pal front, she is KILLIN it with the angel kiki…
Oct 28, 2025 · 1:25:06
Oh what a barely corporeal duo we make!!! On today's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives we go through Chapters 39-41 to find LOTS OF LORE and plenty of questionable decisions!!…
Oct 21, 2025 · 1:17:31
Join us this week as we talk out of our butts a la Ace Ventura for the entire episode. It was very difficult to get the mics down there/up there but with the wonders of science…
Oct 14, 2025 · 1:23:38
During this week's episode we venture through chapters 35 and 36 and the gang finds themselves forced to reckon with more danafacts while faced with Sabitch (although Natalie and…
Oct 7, 2025 · 1:17:06
Hunt and Bryce finish up with Andrew and Dice and Clay and realize that together they make a SUPA WEAPON which is both sexy and badass? While they got dogged, Ruhn and Ithan are…
Sep 30, 2025 · 1:08:59
Wolves and dogs and whiskey-- sounds like either a great afternoon or a reaaaaaal bad morning! Dreadwolves are skulking about the town and the BOIS are on the beat trying to get…
Sep 23, 2025 · 1:11:08
DO we need to re-watch Popeye (1980)? Probably not but don't worry there's no Bluto or spinach OUT ON THE BRAIN BRIIIIIDGE!!! Bryce and Hunt don't think for a MOMENT before going…
Sep 16, 2025 · 1:27:02
OH WE ARE KICKIN OFF PART 2: THE ABYSS and y'all better buckle up because errrrrrybody is learning NEW STUFF and OLD STUFF and some are learning some INBETWEEN stuff if ya…
Sep 9, 2025 · 1:05:31
Just a cupla reapers gettin creepy with it (na na na na na na na) gettin creepy wit it! It's like gettin jiggy wit it but a whole lot more dead (at least I HOPE the jiggys are…
Sep 2, 2025 · 1:06:31
OHHH WE HAVE SOME NOICE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN HERE! We follow Ruhn on a mirthrooted fugue state to further some rebellion activity (and get to meet Agent Night AND Agent…
Aug 26, 2025 · 56:28
AWWWWW BOYS WILL BE BOYS and even an OptiCube can build a friendship between two thicc angry meaties!! It's kinda cute that all these murder-torture-machines are living in a dorm…
Aug 19, 2025 · 1:20:38
Although the horniness is getting torqued up THE CULMINATION IS ON A DELAY because cock blockage is here and it's in WOLF FORM. Rebeccalita the fae pool shark graces our studio…
Aug 12, 2025 · 1:17:11
IT'S AN ACTION PACKED LORE DUMP so get your fae ears perked and keep your portals OPEN AND PRIMED! Aidas shows up catting around the apartment spewing his mewling riddles (ugh…
Aug 5, 2025 · 1:20:00
It's TIME TO TAKE YUH PANTS OFF but keep your battys in the belfry because this is no sexy time de-pantsing unfortunately!! Who's got the time to no pants dance when we have a…
Jul 29, 2025 · 1:15:04
Ohhhhh what we would DO with a Mommy Warbucks!!! But for now the Furys Axtar sit with their unnecessary straps and longing to seduce via tongue and ice cream. Can you imagine how…
Jul 22, 2025 · 1:08:01
WHAT DO A SEXY TECHNOLOGY HEAD AND A SEXY MER HAVE IN COMMON?? Perfect. Costumes. (and a need for WET. STEED.) (maybe?) Tharion is on the hunt for some answers but will the…
Jul 15, 2025 · 1:08:56
We have a new boss mommy in town! Is she a bad boss mommy or a good boss mommy? Oh do we love to live in the sludge of the morally grey! We meet two new angel boyz Helhound and…
Jul 8, 2025 · 1:31:37
What do we do?? ALL WE WANT IS TO CUDDLE KISS ON OUR UMBRA MORTIS and all we get is a sad boi wolf ex-friend bleeding on our floor! We SUPPORT RUHN’S DADDY FIGHT before getting…
Jul 1, 2025 · 1:23:26
What is this- a surprise party?!?!? Ugh big hot steed Cormac shows up and he has got some news to share with the party that might make Hunt sizzle out of his lightening pants.…
Jun 24, 2025 · 1:09:42
GET YER HOOVES UP These fae baes are goin to a PARTY and we are ALL INVITED! Everybody's fulla spirits and lookin to KISS but some people have made stupid boundaries about how…
Jun 17, 2025 · 1:10:14
We are back with our besties and it's months later after the end of the last book but has ANYBODY DEALT WITH THEIR FEELINGS? Hell no! Let's go to the ballet instead and flirt…
Jun 10, 2025 · 1:12:54
THE TIME HAS COME, the walrus said, TO TALK OF MANY THINGS! But not about shoes or ships or sealing wax but actually the prologue of the second Crescent City book House of Sky…
May 6, 2025 · 1:01:28
TIS THE END OF CRESCENT CITY BOOK ONE!!! Let's navigate allllllll the loose ends that SJM ties up as we careen towards our ending. Will all the loose ends be constricted? Prepare…
Apr 29, 2025 · 1:01:23
Bryce is pulling a Forrest Gump in more ways than we expected!! In this penultimate episode of the first Crescent City book, we are allllll hurtling towards the "trying not to…
Apr 23, 2025 · 1:06:07
As we careen toward the end of this book, we find Bryce and the rest of the gang running from the Asteri. So much is happening at once, powers are IGNITED and HOW DO WE GET RID…
Apr 15, 2025 · 1:05:40
THE DEMONS ARE ON THE LOOSE!!! We watch in HORROR as Bryce and the rest of Midgard battles against the many portals opened by Micah. Some people surprise us with their actions…
Apr 8, 2025 · 1:06:47
Bryce is found in quite a bit of a pickle this week and unfortunately it IS a big dill! We are ALLLLLL watching as Micah corners Bryce and Syrinx and Lehaba inside Griffin…
Apr 1, 2025 · 1:17:06
We find ourselves back at the summit meeting and Jesiba is showing EVERYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY what's going down at Griffin Antiquities. WILL WE EVER LOVE AGAIN? WILL WE EVER TRUST…
Mar 25, 2025 · 1:07:06
Bryce is still PLENTY upset with Hunt and WE DONT BLAME HER! Join us today to head over to the Asteri Summit meeting! THE SCARY ASTERI GOT THOUGHTS and most of us DON'T wanna…
Mar 18, 2025 · 1:24:54
On this week's episode, we dive into Part 4: The Ravine. Hunt is dealing with the aftermath of his MEAN actions and Bryce is barely dealing with the insane amount of info that's…
Mar 11, 2025 · 1:15:12
On this week's episode, we finish out Part 3: The Canyon. Hunt breaks Bryce's heart via back door synth deals and WILL SHE EVER TRUST AGAIN? Crucifixions, banishments via box and…
Mar 5, 2025 · 1:20:26
Woooahhh lots of info is flying our way! TOO MANY TRUTHS TO HANDLE? Well, if there's one thing I CAN handle that's a big ole sack of bleedy boy kissingggggg. Nothing's gettin…
Feb 25, 2025 · 1:16:31
Bryce decides to have the venom extracted from her leg and Hunt receives the agonizing Living Death. But at least they get to kiss! Please read up until Chapter 66 for next week!…
Feb 18, 2025 · 57:26
We learn more Danika Deceits, Bryce is surfing the crimson wave, Hunt gets into trouble after the wolves humiliate Bryce via croissants. Please read up until Chapter 63 for next…
Feb 11, 2025 · 58:47
There's a lot of vulnerability on display this week! After meeting the parents Hunt offers Bryce a gift. Also the gang learns another new unsavory fact about Danika. Please read…
Feb 5, 2025 · 1:35:15
Bryce and Hunt face a number of personal and professional trials as they start to turn heads with their growing attraction to one another. Plus time to meet the parents! Synth…
Jan 28, 2025 · 1:06:27
We learn a LOT in this ep, including details about the Horn, demons, Ruhn's sword- OH and also Bryce summons a Prince of Hel in her living room. Don't worry, Hunt's still a…
Jan 23, 2025 · 1:13:51
We've got sad (trigger warning for self-harm), we've got growth (Bryce and Hunt share about their pasts), and we get BLOCKED (by a kristollos). Strap in for the edging third act…
Jan 15, 2025 · 1:18:44
We get a vanir variety this week as we journey to the river and also face the wolves of Moonwood. Wolves and otters and mermen, oh my! Please read up until Chapter 49 for next…
Jan 7, 2025 · 1:22:00
We enter Part 3 of HOEAB where Ruhn, Bryce, and Hunt are all on missions to learn more about the kristallos and The Horn; burgeoning feelings are getting harder to hide for Bryce…
Jan 1, 2025 · 1:09:00
Was it the guns who kissed? The bullets? Did the guns sensually tag team the target? Whatever the case, Bryce and Hunt have a moment. Also another body is found and the fae boys…
Dec 26, 2024 · 1:12:53
Things are heating up between Hunt and Bryce as Hunt returns from the Oracle with a warning. Philip Briggs delivers a shocking confession. Please read up until Part 3: The Canyon…
Dec 18, 2024 · 1:14:46
Hunt and Bryce get on Micah's bad side and Hunt has to face his deepest fears when his former lover's twin sister gets to town. Please read up until Chapter 36 for next week!…
Dec 11, 2024 · 1:13:48
**Content Warning for discussion of bomb explosion in this week's ep** The gang experiences violence that seals Bryce and Hunt to a domestic fate; Bryce and Hunt try not to look…
Dec 4, 2024 · 1:00:04
Bryce, Hunt, and Ruhn team up to scheme and Hunt accidently reveals a shocking detail about the night of the Devil murders. Please read up until Chapter 28 for next week! These…
Nov 27, 2024 · 1:13:06
Hunt trails Bryce through the Meat Market and then she lets him into her downstairs- the downstairs library at Griffin Antiquities, that is. Please read up until Chapter 24 for…
Nov 20, 2024 · 1:16:21
Bryce gets a psyop mani and we party with some septuagenarian hotties. Please read up until Chapter 21! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan…
Nov 12, 2024 · 1:15:26
Fae and angel zaddies are being assholes to Bryce and her brousin Ruhn, Hunt is getting dragged around by Bryce and he *HATES IT*. Please read up until Chapter 18! These Deep…
Nov 5, 2024 · 1:09:29
We pick our jaws up off the floor and return to Bryce in her new life in Part 2 of HOEAB. Please read up until Chapter 15! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.…
Oct 30, 2024 · 1:09:44
HOEAB delivers a surprise twist in the 1st dozen chapters that leaves us shook. These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by…
Oct 22, 2024 · 1:20:56
Bryce goes on a mid(gard) date and we meet the Pack of Devils. Please read up until Part 2: The Trench! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan…
Oct 15, 2024 · 56:52
We kick off the world of Midgard this week and meet the citizens of Lunation. These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff…
Mar 7, 2024 · 1:30:39
We review the three bonus chapters that take place in the world of Prythian, and ponder what Az's chapter will mean for the next book! These Deep Dives are based on novels by…
Feb 22, 2024 · 1:16:21
Nesta defeats the crone queen but there's no rest for the Court when Feyre goes into early labor. We say farewell to A Court of Thorns and Roses the series today, but not a full…
Feb 17, 2024 · 1:24:15
Her name is Nesta Archeron, you killed her father, prepare to die! The Valkyries face the final summit of The Blood Rite, but Nesta has to do a side quest as Queen Briallyn…
Feb 10, 2024 · 1:09:59
Troubles are mounting in this final Part of Silver Flame as Nesta, Emerie, and Gwyn find themselves thrust into The Blood Rite, plus Feyre and Rhys cosplay Romeo + Juliet (Baz…
Feb 1, 2024 · 1:41:19
Nesta is having a mid-mate crisis, meanwhile a bunch of Valkyrie make their debut. We end on a Plus Part 3 ends on a cliffhanger! Please read up until Chapter 68! These Deep…
Jan 24, 2024 · 1:33:25
Nesta slays the dance floor in the Court of Nightmares but will she also stab Cassian in the heart this Solstice? And will another tiny book end up at the bottom of the Sidra!?…
Jan 18, 2024 · 1:38:40
Nesta and Cassian end Lanthys and Nesta now needs to slay the toughest demon of all: her inner critic. Plus she wears a pretty dress! Please read up to Chapter 59! DGWE featuring…
Jan 11, 2024 · 1:07:32
Nesta's learning and growing, and we love an empathy queen! But her future with Cassian may be thwarted by new dangers including one sassy harp. Please read up until Chapter 58!…
Jan 3, 2024 · 1:24:17
It's Nesta's final stand- against herself- as she is exiled from Velaris for revealing the truth about Feyre's fate. Please read up until Chapter 56! DGWE featuring Carolina…
Dec 27, 2023 · 1:25:50
There's a lot of action packed into five chapters this week; another SEVEN PAGE sex scene, Nesta creates another Dread Trove, Amren challenges Rhysand to become High King, Nesta…
Dec 20, 2023 · 1:13:30
Mediation, blacksmiths, sexual tension! Plus Nesta engages in a different sort of swordplay this week and finds her purpose. Please read up until Chapter 46! DGWE featuring Jon…
Dec 14, 2023 · 1:23:12
Nesta might be cold Lady Death but all Cassian sees is one Hot Mama! After her time in the Bog of Oorid, Nesta gets rewarded, and we the readers get rewarded in turn with seven…
Dec 6, 2023 · 1:12:50
Bad news is, Nesta's power is "pure death", badder news is the gang's gotta go to the Bog of Oorid. Baddest news is that Feyre's baby is gonna just...shred her to pieces. Just…
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