In today's r/NeckbeardStories post we end up meeting Mike. Mike wants to be a firefighter. Unfortunately, neckbeards and firefighting don't mix together very well. Not just because beards are flammable, but also because it's difficult to imagine one of these specimens acting brave and selfless. He just wants the clout!
It doesn't matter what your background is, you always need to treat people like people and not use them simply to get off. Neckbeards seem to learn this lesson particularly slow and it really does make my blood boil... So we must bring it to light so others don't suffer alone.
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