Trump Runs Out of Standoff Munitions, Drops F-Bombs Instead

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Q: What do you do if you run out of standoff munitions, but can’t drop gravity bombs because it’s too dangerous? A: Drop F-bombs!

That appears to be Trump’s Iran war strategy. Screaming front page headlines reported last week:

Trump says US will ‘beat the f*cking sh*t’ out of Iran after attack on bases in Jordan.

If multi-megaton foul language could win wars, Donald Trump would have reduced the IRGC to quivering jelly: “Please, oh please, Mr. Trump, we beg of you, do not drop any more of those nasty foul-mouthed F-bombs on our poor little virgin ears! We will do whatever you say! Just don’t use any more bad words!”

Unfortunately for Trump, the Iranians remain uncowed by obscene, scatological tirades. Who could have predicted Iran could withstand the most vicious vulgarity, the most atrocious expletives, the profanest and most vulgar filth that America’s rude, crude, and lewd president could dump on them?

It’s one thing for Iran to endure a vicious surprise attack, launched under cover a fake breakthrough in negotiations, that murdered much of their top leadership, including the revered Supreme Leader, along with 168 Minab schoolgirls…and then remain strong, and even vaunt escalation dominance, throughout almost six months of warfare against an enemy that outspends them militarily 100-to-1. It’s quite another that the Iranians can fail to surrender to Trump’s out-of-control obscenity.

If you found the above passages even mildly amusing, you understand the obvious: When Trump loses his cool and unleashes foul and/or blood-curdling threats, fondly imagining that such behavior will intimidate his enemies into compliance, he is exhibiting hilariously narcissistic cluelessness. The Baboon-in-Chief apparently doesn’t realize that losing control and lashing out is the behavior of a loser, not a winner. Screaming vain expletives at the sky is an admission of defeat: “G**** bleepity bleeping bleeping bleep it! We LOST!”

Trump’s expletives are reminiscent of pilots cursing as they crash. In 1977, seconds before another Boeing 747 slammed into his plane in a crash that killed 538 people, Pan Am captain Victor Grubbs yelled “Goddamn, that son of a b**ch is coming!" And in an even closer parallel to Trump’s F-bombs, an Air France 447 captain, seconds before his plane slammed belly-first into the Pacific Ocean, attempted to intimidate the ocean with “f***! We’re dead.” Needless to say, the ocean was no more intimidated by that outburst than Iran is cowed by Trump’s equally ineffectual F-bombs.

Throwing a temper tantrum because you can’t get your way is the behavior of a two-year-old. And Trump is an overgrown baby, a case study in arrested development.

After unloading on the Ayatollahs, Trump let up on Iran and started F-bombing his own national security team. According to NBC News, Don the Deranged “erupted” and “yelled expletives” at his aides because they “are unable to come to an agreement on the Iran war strategy.” Oh well. Maybe if he drops enough F-bombs on them they’ll think of something.

At this point the best move for Trump would be to declare victory and hope the Iranians die laughing.

And if those outbursts weren’t enough, on Wednesday Trump looked like he might get dragged out of a White House press conference by men in white coats, after rambling incoherently about grass and Star Wars.

According to the Irish Star, “Donald Trump’s aides allegedly ‘rushed the press’ out of the Oval Office after one of his speeches raised concerns that ‘something was wrong.’” Trump “rambled about how his team were ‘changing all the grass in all the parks’ before bizarrely comparing grass to ‘human beings.” Before his aides leaped to shield Trump from view while others hustled the media out of the room, Trump had been serving up some very strange word salad:

“Grass is like human beings. Grass is a life also. And we're changing. We're raking, cleaning and changing all of the parks. We don't have the tents anymore. We don’t have all the barbed wire up. We don’t have the wire up…

“Within a few years, it will be rated the best airport in the country. So it’s going to be so efficient. Right now, it’s totally inefficient between the trams and the Star Wars thing that they go up. The Star Wars and elevated buses and nobody knows what’s going on. It’s a real mess.”

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Oh well, at least he didn’t F-bomb the grass and the Star Wars and the elevated buses.

When we discussed Trump’s F-bombs on this week’s False Flag Weekly News, co-host E. Michael Jones had an interesting medical diagnosis:

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