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Sep 28, 2026 · 58:52
What’s worse than a bad vacation? A horrible travel story you can’t stop thinking about. The Korean skincare brand everyone is talking about. Get 20% off your entire order with…
Sep 21, 2026 · 59:31
Welcome back to Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond! This week, we’re finally catching up on stories we never got around to reading — and naturally, things get…
Sep 14, 2026 · 1:00:28
We’re back with comedian Matt LeGrande for another completely unhinged episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond! We finally get to the listener-submitted…
Sep 7, 2026 · 1:14:08
Relationship mistakes, cheating, lying, toxic exes, insecurity with our guest Cara Conners. This week we're talking about the relationship mistakes we've learned from — and the…
Aug 31, 2026 · 59:03
What’s something you said that you REALLY wish you could take back? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're spilling the tea on the things we wish…
Aug 24, 2026 · 51:03
The best of Tea Time is here! ☕️ Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond revisit some of the wildest, funniest, most unhinged true stories recently sent into the podcast—from…
Aug 17, 2026 · 56:40
MEN ON THE DL. 🍵🌈 This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading the wildest, messiest, and most unhinged stories about men who are secretly gay,…
Aug 10, 2026 · 53:27
Millennials were truly unsupervised on the internet. In Millennials Online Part 2, Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive back into the chaotic, embarrassing and completely…
Aug 3, 2026 · 1:11:05
What still haunts you years later? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading some of the wildest, funniest, darkest, and most unexpectedly…
Jul 27, 2026 · 1:03:49
Ever done something so chaotic that you still think about it years later? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading 100% true…
Jul 20, 2026 · 1:01:06
Did growing up online permanently change Millennials? We think so. This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're taking a hilarious trip back to the Wild…
Jul 13, 2026 · 47:49
Ever been snitched on? Or were you the snitch? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading the funniest, wildest, and most unbelievable listener…
Jul 6, 2026 · 55:32
Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond is back with one of the most unhinged episodes we've ever recorded. This week, you sent us the most disturbing true stories…
Jun 29, 2026 · 1:06:00
What happens when life teaches you lessons the hard way? This week on **Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond**, we're reading hilarious, chaotic, and surprisingly…
Jun 22, 2026 · 51:32
This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're diving into the most hilarious, embarrassing, and downright unhinged secret confessions our listeners have…
Jun 15, 2026 · 59:38
This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're finally catching up on the unread listener stories that have been piling up—and things get chaotic fast.…
Jun 1, 2026 · 39:05
Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond is back with another chaotic installment of "Am I The A$$hole?"—where listeners submit their messiest dilemmas and let the girls…
May 25, 2026 · 1:00:53
This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the honks are BACK with part 2 of listener-submitted chaotic household stories — and somehow these are even more…
May 18, 2026 · 58:16
This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the girls settle in for a truly chaotic listener vent session — and honestly, you guys are dealing with a LOT.…
May 11, 2026 · 58:31
Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive into one of the most chaotic and disgusting listener-story episodes yet. From horrifying bathroom confessions and toxic relationships to…
May 4, 2026 · 56:05
What happens when you grow up in a completely chaotic household? In this episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we dive into wild, unfiltered, and…
Apr 27, 2026 · 51:23
This week on Tea Time, we’re diving headfirst into the mess: snooping. Phones, drawers, emails—nothing is off limits, and somehow it always ends in chaos. We’re sharing true…
Apr 20, 2026 · 1:14:58
This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on lies. Lee gets hit on by a listener, 2 gay cousins and a poop eating rumor, a teenage pregnancy and abusive parents, a…
Apr 13, 2026 · 1:03:04
This week the honks are joined by comedian and c*m eater, Matt LeGrande. They read listener submitted stories on embarassing moments. Matt getting wiped, Gabby’s hand me down…
Apr 6, 2026 · 54:15
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on unplanned / nightmare pregnancies. Doctors not knowing anything, high risk pregnancies, a fetus scratching a cervix with…
Mar 30, 2026 · 1:01:28
This week the honks read listener submitted stories about rejection. Harper got a Nintendo switch, Gabby is getting rejected from apartments, break ups, smoking crack with…
Mar 23, 2026 · 54:33
This week the honks are joined by the one and only, Joy. They read listener submitted stories on shame and how it affects everyday lives. The shame of being a woman, an affair,…
Mar 16, 2026 · 56:00
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on SHAME. Harper Rose loves Australia, gabby hates getting her ass smacked, domming men with dildos in the shower, an…
Mar 9, 2026 · 53:56
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Mar 2, 2026 · 47:20
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Feb 23, 2026 · 1:06:31
This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on their ICKS and RED FLAGS! Lee picking up Harper and smoking cigarettes, seeing butt cracks, littering, saying…
Feb 16, 2026 · 58:05
This week the honks read listener submitted secrets. Gabby’s ex has a friend who writes in about her threesome, being 22, projecting insecurities in relationships, open…
Feb 9, 2026 · 1:06:18
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on BETRAYAL. Being betrayed by partners, Kegal weights, insecure ex’s, gaslighting, alcoholics, being cheated on, sucking off…
Feb 2, 2026 · 58:15
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on paranormal experiences. Growing up in a haunted house, a guard dog, a ghost in a trench coat and a top hat, an attic with a…
Jan 26, 2026 · 1:00:26
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on one night stands. Meeting a man at a Christian gym, begging for love on the first hook up, golden showers, a cheerleader…
Jan 19, 2026 · 1:06:07
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on ADDICTION. From uppers and gay bath houses, kratom, whippits and sweaty boyfriends, Al-anon meetings and red flags, binge…
Jan 12, 2026 · 58:31
This week the honks read listener submitted stories about parents they hate. Mamas boys, racist in-laws, holding sons accountable and how it’s a rarity, prisoners, Harper as a…
Jan 5, 2026 · 55:21
Starting 2026 off with a bang! This week the honks read listener submitted stories about STDs. Harper’s latex “allergy”, gabby has HPV, Lee doesn’t think he does, a guy with long…
Dec 15, 2025 · 1:15:04
This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half,…
Dec 8, 2025 · 1:07:26
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Dec 1, 2025 · 58:19
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “what scares them”. Fake abortion clinics, being in relationships, speed dating, intrusive thoughts, consensual sex, a…
Nov 24, 2025 · 1:02:30
ep195 - OPINIONS THAT HAVE CHANGED This week the honks read listener submitted stories about opinions that have changed. Gabby reminisces on theater school, Harpers love for…
Nov 17, 2025 · 51:22
ep194 - FASTEST YOU'VE QUIT YOUR JOB If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON…
Nov 10, 2025 · 1:01:43
This week the honks read listener submitted on how people are trying to “keep the peace” in their relationships. Gabby regrets finding AA because ignorance is bliss, the…
Nov 3, 2025 · 1:02:22
The honks dress up (late) for Halloween, Lee turns everybody on to some white rap, then read stories about rumors that turned out to be true. Including a teacher who took a…
Oct 20, 2025 · 42:27
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Oct 13, 2025 · 49:20
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Oct 6, 2025 · 1:06:13
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Sep 29, 2025 · 1:09:51
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “types they’d never date again”. From dating white rappers, skater guys, alcoholics, a poly 40 year old with roommates and…
Sep 22, 2025 · 49:28
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Sep 15, 2025 · 56:28
This week the honks are joined by comedian Mike Eshaq, they talk about cheating, mikes watches, massage parlors, a rage bating dad, dating your professor, women being evil,…
Sep 8, 2025 · 50:57
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on KINKS and boy oh boy do we learn a lot! a 160 pound man who likes getting smothered by 300+ pound women, humiliation kinks,…
Sep 1, 2025 · 1:04:12
This week the honks VENT and boy is there a lot to say. Lil nas X gets arrested, North West and her corset, men who sing and why they shouldn’t, Gabby’s cooking, Lee matching…
Aug 25, 2025 · 56:54
Today’s episode of tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande and read listener submitted stories from past episodes. Gabby turns 34, Matt has an ingrown toenail,…
Aug 17, 2025 · 52:39
Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN!…
Aug 16, 2025 · 1:03:40
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people,…
Aug 4, 2025 · 1:04:15
This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches…
Jul 28, 2025 · 59:32
This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends…
Jul 21, 2025 · 52:24
This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty…
Jul 14, 2025 · 51:03
Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son,…
Jul 7, 2025 · 55:48
This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didn’t know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes…
Jun 30, 2025 · 59:12
Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK Listeners submit stories on things they’re not over. A listener inquires about…
Jun 23, 2025 · 54:17
This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an…
Jun 16, 2025 · 1:11:55
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times they’ve been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair,…
Jun 9, 2025 · 45:20
This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back. Office…
Jun 2, 2025 · 1:00:25
This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande. A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why it’s unacceptable. A…
May 26, 2025 · 53:22
This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat…
May 19, 2025 · 1:00:54
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a…
May 12, 2025 · 55:28
This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with…
May 5, 2025 · 1:00:40
Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn’t be, keychains in places they shouldn’t be, and so much…
Apr 28, 2025 · 54:42
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences. Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally OD’s on edibles and blames it…
Apr 21, 2025 · 52:07
This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyone’s got a lot to vent about…
Apr 14, 2025 · 54:15
This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on coming out. From “being too young to be gay”, to someone detransitioning, the sweeping notion that non binary…
Apr 7, 2025 · 1:24:08
This week the honks are joined by a very special guest. Musician, song writer, and cousin of Gabby’s, James Ghaleb (Valley Boy) the creator of the beloved and original intro song…
Mar 31, 2025 · 1:25:46
DIVORCE This week the honks are joined by comedian LUKE NULL. They unpack listener submitted stories on divorce while also sharing their own personal relationships to divorce.…
Mar 24, 2025 · 1:02:11
This week the honks are back with a part two episode of religion and cults. They unpack the proper etiquette of being intimate with a woman while she’s on her period, losing…
Mar 17, 2025 · 50:20
This week the honks debut of their new music! Then they read listener submitted stories on experiences with religion and cults. They ask important questions and explore the idea…
Mar 10, 2025 · 54:25
RECONCILIATION This week the honks read listener submitted stories on reconciliation. But first, they reintroduce a familiar member to the team. Stories of family turmoil, cousin…
Mar 3, 2025 · 49:36
We unpack some times we have catfished, we read your stories, amd continue the party on patreon where we read more and go longer ooooweee. If you love the show and want to…
Feb 17, 2025 · 1:11:01
MEMORABLE DATESThis week the honks welcome a very special guest, president of the United States, Donald Trump (played by Joy). A very special Valentine’s Day/Presidents day…
Feb 10, 2025 · 1:10:57
HAZED! This week the honks do a deep dive into the atrocities of college hazing. A dark episode about the underbelly of what it takes to be hazed into a frat/sorority and…
Feb 7, 2025 · 1:14:03
Daddy’s home This week the honks are joined by a very special guest…. Their first producer, Lee Nason. A long awaited, highly anticipated reunion, the trio unpacks Lees departure…
Jan 27, 2025 · 1:21:41
RUN INS WITH THE LAW This week on tea time the honks are joined by comedian Felipe Esparza. Felipe reminisces on his own run ins with the law, his uncanny resemblance to actress…
Jan 20, 2025 · 1:17:11
The scariest person you know This week on tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande. Matt unpacks his recent dilemma with a scam artist and her hanging labia. A…
Jan 6, 2025 · 1:24:40
DADDY ISSUES This week the honks read listener submitted stories on daddy issues. Speaking different languages in America, haunted step dads and getting hit by drunk drivers,…
Dec 31, 2024 · 57:44
MANIPULATION This week the honks are joined by comedian Sarah Weinshenk to read listener submitted stories on MANIPULATION. Manipulating partners to stay in relationships,…
Dec 23, 2024 · 1:13:21
Mommy issues! This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on their favorite topic….. mothers. They unpack their own mother wounds which could take up an entire…
Dec 9, 2024 · 1:21:41
Catch up episode from hell Welcome back to another episode of tea time! This week the honks struggle to keep the energy up so they invite comedian Shapel Lacey into the studio.…
Dec 2, 2024 · 1:20:43
Ep. 147 BULLIED! Welcome back to another haunted episode of tea time. This week the honks unpack Wicked, boy moms and how they all hook up with their sons, reading mean comments…
Nov 25, 2024 · 1:35:26
THINGS YOU WOULDVE DONE DIFFERENT! This week on the pod the honks are joined by the sensational comedian Robby Hoffman. They discuss comedy, classism, accountability in…
Nov 18, 2024 · 1:44:59
FAMILY DRAMA The Honks went a lil longer this week with almost two hours worth of personal stories and listener submitted stories, and let’s just say… THINGS GET DRAMATIC! Enjoy!…
Nov 11, 2024 · 1:05:47
Ep. 144 OFFENDED This week the honks read listener submitted stories on what offends them. A fitting prompt just a few days post US presidential election! They cover important…
Oct 28, 2024 · 57:47
Welcome back to another episode of tea time, this week the honks are joined by comedian and enemy Cara Connor’s to read REJECTION STORIES. They talk about medication, Harper and…
Oct 21, 2024 · 1:00:40
MISC. STORIES with JOY aka Ms. Grilled Cheese honey. This week the honks are joined by former roommate and cricket extraordinaire, Ms. Grilled Cheese. This episode is the closest…
Oct 14, 2024 · 55:15
REVIEWING YOUR LAST PARTNER! This episode the honks welcome you to their new studio and get cozy in their new beanbags that were undoubtably made by children in sweatshops. They…
Oct 7, 2024 · 1:07:59
Honks we missed ya. We get deep right up top, find out the only person Gab would have kids with, HR calls Gab out, someone went on a date with a T.P. which was a jarring read and…
Sep 30, 2024 · 47:40
Hey honks. This is part vlog, part sit down and was filmed two months ago. Originally only released on patreon but since the honks were sick we decided to release this publicly…
Sep 16, 2024 · 58:28
CHOOSING ONE FRIEND OVER ANOTHER This week the honks recap the election, losing friends when you stop getting f*cked up with them, someone writes in about lizard people and they…
Sep 9, 2024 · 1:08:00
JAIL EXPERIENCES In this weeks episode the Honks read listener submitted stories on jail experiences. Visiting ex boyfriends in prison and getting handsy, a father son jail duo,…
Sep 9, 2024 · 1:00:25
This week on Tea Time we make and break an amends to the faithful honkers that write in, Gabby shares some world news... specifically about a certain heartbroken Russian man,…
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