The Bull, Dog, Or Horse $hit Episode

On "The Bull, Dog, Or Horse $hit Episode" of Middle Class Holes, hosts Murr and Foxman kick things off with an awkward, migraine-med-induced encounter with a dye-happy Chick-fil-A managerbefore diving into a deep-dive critique of early-2000s facial hair, cargo shorts, and the pure utility of multi-pocket postal shirts. The guys marvel at Red Bull’s record-breaking Slovenian smokestack catapultand settle an urgent linguistic debate by officially defining the exact differences between bullshit, horseshit, and dog shit. For Fun Fact Friday, they break down some of the most absurd Guinness World Records in history—including eye-squirting milk, candle-extinguishing farts, scooter-riding cockatoos, and blindfolded Mr. Potato Head speed-builds—before wrapping up with praise for Gronk and Julian Edelman’s meta Fox commercial, a sharp clapback at YouTube comments complaining about AI show descriptions, and an Inner Harbor life-vest survival strategy for a listener email.

00:00:23 - The Awkward Chick-fil-A Encounter & Migraine Medication Tales

00:03:38 - Pain-Free Blessings and the Side Effects of Imatrex

00:08:16 - Gen X Facial Hair Trends and Bad Hair Dye Jobs

00:14:34 - 2000s Nostalgia, Sideline Crush Stories, and Fashion Consistency

00:17:09 - The War on Cargo Shorts and the Glory of Multi-Pocket Postal Shirts

00:23:01 - The Red Bull Smokestack Catapult in Slovenia

00:32:32 - The Ultimate Linguistic Debate: Bullshit, Horseshit, and Dog Shit

00:43:08 - Fun Fact Friday: Eye-Squirting Milk and Candle-Extinguishing Farts

00:57:30 - Fast Cockatoos on Scooters and 15 Years of Armpit/Foot Sniffing

01:00:30 - The Consistency of Coors Light and Blindfolded Mr. Potato Head Records

01:07:22 - Gronk and Julian Edelman’s Meta Football Commercial

01:14:14 - Listener Emails, AI Show Descriptions, and Inner Harbor Survival Strategies