MJ Morning Show, Thurs., 7/16/26:

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Natural Light's 'Cool Shed'

Morons in the news

"Nation's Dumbest"

Rachael Ray

MJ can't read his own writing, or doesn't remember what it meant

"Bailey the Intern's" car scrape saga

MJ's U-Haul saga

Pole dancer hits sprinkler

Listener Colleen lost her Crotchety CD's

Going to see 'Odyssey'

Caller with a West Point dorm sprinkler story

Senator Schumer's fart

License plate "SQZ A55"

Woman get addicted to cosmetic procedures more than gambling

2 DUI principals

SpaceX dropped below IPO price (briefly??)

No-proof class-action lawsuits

Reporter's live shot with a roach crawling on her

Lights went out at MJ's house twice

MJ's dog Gatsby 'glitched'

Complaint about Fester

Influencer didn't want to pay price of lobster

Firefighters rescued man from a porta-potty/Classic Crotchety

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