MJ Morning Show, Thurs., 8/27/26:

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester eating during show... Hard-boiled eggs

Morons in the news

Thief stories: Fedex employee, mail carrier

Hemorrhoids and sleep

"Grand Theft Auto" leak

Gen Z's are most suspicious of others people

Uber Eats 4am delivery of a can of Coke. We took lots of calls.

Text from listener about a local Dolly Parton encounter

Uncomfortable birthday celebration cake at a restaurant

Woman peels her onion's bad layers to cost less at the register

Caller loves "Tires"

Call to Michelle in NY

List: Have you done these?

DUI in car at the pickup line

Follow-up: Royal Band plays Dolly Parton song

What's Aug-tober?

Walmart customer says he shouldn't have to pay for cough medicine because he's sick

Toilet paper prices expected to surge?

Meta settlement

Bodycam audio of Jed York arrest

Delta Pilot radios in for emergency landing because he's sick

Chris Hansen still hasn't seen movie "Primetime"

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