S12 Ep25: ARSENAL'S BIGGEST THREAT? MAN UNITED IN CHAOS & MARESCA HUMILIATED! | FILTHY @ FIVE

IT’S THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK, AND HALF THE SQUAD IS AWAY ON INTERNATIONAL DUTY…

BUT THAT WON’T STOP US, BECAUSE WE ALWAYS DELIVER, EVEN IF YOU DON’T APPRECIATE IT… BUT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE IT, BECAUSE WE APPRECIATE YOU. AND IF WE ALL APPRECIATED EACH OTHER, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE. SO LET’S APPRECIATE THAT!

WE START THE EPISODE OFF WITH SOME REAL TALK, OTHER WORLDS (EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE ON THIS VERY WORLD, JUST AT DIFFERENT TIMES…), AND THE INEVITABLE WAR BETWEEN HUMANS & ANTS.

WE EVENTUALLY STEER COURSE INTO FOOTBALL…

AND WE CAN’T KEEP UP! MAN UNITED CONTINUE TO BE TOXIC, AND THE RUMOUR MILL SUGGESTS CARRICK COULD BE GETTING THE SACK ANY MOMENT NOW. HOPEFULLY, IT’LL HAPPEN BY NEXT WEEK SO WE CAN BRING YOU THAT LONG-AWAITED INTERVENTION!

IS FLORIAN WIRTZ TICKING, OR IS THE ‘LUXURY PLAYER’ JUST COASTING ALONG UNTIL HE’S EVENTUALLY SOLD IN JANUARY… CAN YOU IMAGINE?!

MAN CITY COMPLETE THE THREE-PEAT. THAT’S THREE LOSSES IN A ROW. THEY. ARE. FALLING. OFF.

DO WE THINK XABI ALONSO WILL LAST THE SEASON? THERE’S A CASE TO BE MADE THAT HE CAN’T MANAGE DEFENCES.

AND BRIGHTON… CAN THEY MAKE A TITLE CHARGE, OR IS IT FAR TOO EARLY TO BE MAKING SUCH BOLD PREDICTIONS?!

PEACE & LOVE.