Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
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Sep 29, 2026 · 31:22
On today's episode, Rich gives us a story that Sara loves to laugh at to this day. And does everybody think they're good at **wink wink**? How do we feel about Madonna after the…
Sep 24, 2026 · 36:23
On today's episode, Nicole's home is getting more adult, and it's making them sad. Rich is half-baked with his list of the week, and Nicole thinks it's all for the set up for his…
Sep 22, 2026 · 36:39
On today's episode, Rich wants to play a song game...again. The Ryans had a JAM-packed weekend. Benny learns a new D word. Our generation makes being there for our kids for…
Sep 17, 2026 · 34:03
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss automated operators and how much information they ask for when you make an appointment. Thoughts on paternity leave. Why are you…
Sep 15, 2026 · 35:49
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC visit. And is it…
Sep 8, 2026 · 31:08
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com…
Sep 3, 2026 · 31:19
On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long day?! And…
Sep 1, 2026 · 35:39
On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving our love…
Aug 21, 2026 · 34:16
On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tough.…
Aug 18, 2026 · 35:23
On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?! Sara comes on…
Aug 13, 2026 · 39:29
On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also still…
Aug 11, 2026 · 37:30
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you ever requesting…
Aug 6, 2026 · 36:52
On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with Pere Hilton.…
Aug 4, 2026 · 42:46
On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you balance how different…
Jul 30, 2026 · 40:26
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correcting your…
Jul 28, 2026 · 37:41
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craze, y'all…
Jul 23, 2026 · 36:12
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gopher is…
Jul 21, 2026 · 37:23
On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAILED the…
Jul 16, 2026 · 45:00
On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles. Nicole…
Jul 14, 2026 · 40:48
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining them.…
Jun 30, 2026 · 34:44
On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And other…
Jun 25, 2026 · 39:41
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices. Keep sharing…
Jun 23, 2026 · 37:12
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on…
Jun 16, 2026 · 38:24
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more Ducks…
Jun 11, 2026 · 37:28
On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at Rich. Some…
Jun 9, 2026 · 38:30
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the annoyance of 'small talk' and JLo rumors. Rich runs through acting hypotheticals and can't understand how people are playing they…
Jun 4, 2026 · 35:13
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is tired of hiding and…
Jun 3, 2026 · 37:57
On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at stake. How do we really…
May 29, 2026 · 38:49
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich hates scheduling hangs…
May 27, 2026 · 40:32
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by Rich. They are…
May 21, 2026 · 44:11
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done…
May 19, 2026 · 43:10
On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone cares about or at…
May 15, 2026 · 34:37
On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now…
May 12, 2026 · 40:44
On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on Dad, who just is not…
May 7, 2026 · 36:33
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss new vacation gear. Rich gives a great update, leaving us with warm fuzzies. Who else loves a good nap? They talk about the Met Gala…
May 5, 2026 · 40:50
Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning announcements.…
Apr 30, 2026 · 41:59
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss who is a public figure as big as Michael Jackson...he is compared to Shakespeare. Trying to capture those family moments. Nicole has a…
Apr 28, 2026 · 38:15
On today's show, Rich and Nicole break down the weekend. Rich gets the history of his biggest pet peeve. There's a major what would you do, and Nicole calls out Rich on his…
Apr 23, 2026 · 31:50
On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he watches. How do you…
Apr 21, 2026 · 35:05
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us permission to be…
Apr 16, 2026 · 39:10
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking about wings.…
Apr 14, 2026 · 36:13
On today's episode, Nicole calls out Rich for overpromising a 'sode with Sara. Rich talks about just trying to win the week, and Nicole breaks down her vacay with the fam in the…
Apr 2, 2026 · 40:36
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and Nicole is on the Nads.…
Mar 31, 2026 · 30:47
On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are…
Mar 24, 2026 · 46:08
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon…
Mar 19, 2026 · 31:07
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his…
Mar 17, 2026 · 33:39
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They…
Mar 13, 2026 · 36:52
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties,…
Mar 10, 2026 · 34:13
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep.…
Mar 5, 2026 · 42:17
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the…
Mar 3, 2026 · 39:30
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite…
Feb 24, 2026 · 36:33
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and…
Feb 19, 2026 · 40:06
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation…
Feb 18, 2026 · 40:16
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into celebs being wildly…
Feb 12, 2026 · 48:04
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole addresses the bunny in the room, and things only spiral from there. They talk about people who can’t handle a simple change of…
Feb 10, 2026 · 38:15
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole break down the Super Bowl and halftime, remind everyone to please fact-check themselves, and wonder whether AI is…
Feb 5, 2026 · 40:49
On today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to summarize because you…
Feb 3, 2026 · 40:24
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover Groundhog Day (and yes, it’s a whole lotta hog), are you a tater tot person, Super Bowl snacks and unhinged…
Jan 29, 2026 · 46:11
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole is still rocking her curling-iron injury while Rich actively tries to wreck everyone’s algorithm. They end up talking about the…
Jan 29, 2026 · 39:14
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover Nicole dealing with snow and whether kids are being robbed of core memories with no more snow days, while Rich…
Jan 22, 2026 · 35:17
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole unpack why everyone feels overwhelmed as adults (kids or no kids), the weight of having a platform, and the kids'…
Jan 20, 2026 · 49:11
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich puts Nicole to the test with Saved by the Bell trivia and spirals into the 10-year trend and all the nostalgia that comes with…
Jan 15, 2026 · 43:32
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole get into whether you’re a friendship maintainer, a Heated Rivalry mention, and ask what you think actors think about…
Jan 13, 2026 · 36:26
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole has a curling iron injury, starting to choose local over big business, and the parental question of whose gift card is it…
Jan 8, 2026 · 49:48
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is in Vegas and experiences Uber road rage. They get into pork chop stories, being a good sport about pictures, the Oura ring…
Jan 6, 2026 · 38:24
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole ring in the New Year while Rich’s kids somehow still have another week of winter break, and Nicole is officially done…
Dec 23, 2025 · 35:57
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole talk about actually taking time off (or trying to), keeping up with scroll life, and who really deserves credit for…
Dec 18, 2025 · 40:30
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole discuss gas roulette, Nicole in a zombie apocalypse, and what TV shows to watch, and the perfect Christmas playlist.…
Dec 16, 2025 · 39:41
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole kick off the holiday countdown, talk goals for the new year, and share a sad update about Piper. There’s a classic…
Dec 9, 2025 · 47:22
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is flying solo on the parenting front while Sara’s out of town and he's confused as to why the kids are listening more than…
Dec 4, 2025 · 35:50
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into full band-nerd…
Dec 2, 2025 · 43:58
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs. They talk about…
Nov 27, 2025 · 42:59
On today’s special Thanksgiving episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dig into the realities of the holiday, starting with that moment every parent dreads when their…
Nov 25, 2025 · 41:51
On today’s new episode of Have Kids They Said , Matt jumps in for Rich. And they kick things off with fellow apartment tenants before things get very real, giving you full…
Nov 20, 2025 · 42:41
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into Labubu and the…
Nov 18, 2025 · 43:12
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole come in HOT with a full apology tour for ghosting you last week, then spiral immediately into old radio flub stories…
Nov 6, 2025 · 47:12
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole talk about Nicole always trying to figure it out, finding your glimmers, Zillow snooping, and diving deep into their…
Nov 4, 2025 · 49:21
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole talk about Rich loving his daughter hyping him up, the sexiest man alive, Wicked , Dodgers heartbreak, the NYC…
Oct 30, 2025 · 37:09
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole get into the Halloween spirit talking costumes, candy picks, and just how much is too much for a pet costume.…
Oct 28, 2025 · 37:20
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole talk about: people loving when Nicole tortures Matt, a baby prank, childhood dentist memories, Rich’s ramen…
Oct 23, 2025 · 49:35
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into Rich has softball detective work, AI spouses, and what is on a birthing playlist. What do dirty dreams mean,…
Oct 21, 2025 · 33:01
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole talk Theraguns, getting the poison out, and the great pumpkin hustle—are you a painter, carver, or banger?…
Oct 16, 2025 · 49:50
On today’s episode, they dive into childhood memories, vitamins, and whether you’re a pumpkin carver or painter. Nicole’s stressed about Matt and Keegan going MIA, 6–7 has hit…
Oct 14, 2025 · 41:33
On today’s episode, Nicole’s in full chaos mode trying to track down Matt and Keegan, while she and Rich argue over Columbus Day. They talk bad food cravings, a cat at Chipotle,…
Oct 9, 2025 · 44:56
On today’s episode, things go off the rails fast—starting with gang bangs (yep, that’s the opener). Rich and Nicole talk double dates, Nicole’s sweaty interview, her phone…
Oct 7, 2025 · 48:01
On today’s episode, Rich and Nicole dive into Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl , important life events during the big game, and a good compliment. Rich tells…
Sep 30, 2025 · 42:44
On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward plane etiquette, trad…
Sep 25, 2025 · 43:42
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is back and ready to stir it up. He and Nicole catch up on her Rosh Hashanah, dive into the latest Super Bowl performance rumors,…
Sep 24, 2025 · 32:32
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take a dark detour…
Sep 18, 2025 · 38:49
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get into Sweet 16s,…
Sep 16, 2025 · 44:10
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas. Benny makes a bold…
Sep 11, 2025 · 33:42
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk. From…
Sep 9, 2025 · 43:06
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball…
Sep 4, 2025 · 41:56
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school…
Sep 3, 2025 · 40:40
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole is back and will NOT stand for gaslighting! Rich is officially cringe to Emmy. And Meta glasses on a waxer?! Nicole spills on…
Aug 28, 2025 · 38:37
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor Swift engagement,…
Aug 21, 2025 · 42:32
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s your ultimate…
Aug 19, 2025 · 53:07
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole take a nostalgic sip down memory lane with the drinks of the '90s, while we get another Top Jimmy quote. Things get…
Aug 14, 2025 · 44:48
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover everything from man compliments to Travis & Taylor updates, and somehow find out AOL just now canceled…
Aug 12, 2025 · 51:02
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole admits she totally botched Parker’s camp pick-up day, while Rich shares all the chaos from his Vegas adventure with his mom and…
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