In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.
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Sep 29, 2026 · 41:21
In these clips, I recall an encounter with a laser, Hazza was getting some stick, and there was a lot of Fabergé about.
Sep 24, 2026 · 46:41
In these clips, Mr Blobby talked to the economy, some royals went on holiday and I recount a painful procedure
Sep 22, 2026 · 43:10
In these clips, we were introduced to a new fruit, Nadine said something silly, and Mr Blobby went to India
Sep 17, 2026 · 41:56
In these clips, we were obsessing about a certain curiously topped MP, there was a LOT of Hazza and Sparkles stories and Mr Blobby was on tour
Sep 15, 2026 · 42:44
In these clips, we were talking about a certain person's hair (not that one), I had a fuel bill shock, and there was an odd Nessie sighting.
Sep 10, 2026 · 41:11
In this episode from Easter 2022, we were marvelling at a certain PMs "hair", I pick a fight with Julia Roberts and Hazza was in his element.
Sep 8, 2026 · 39:07
In these clips, Boris Johnson was presented with a china chicken, I make a prediction about Don Snoreleone after he lost to Joe Biden and a man has an awakening.
Sep 3, 2026 · 39:41
In these clips, a monkey's scrolling went viral, there was talk of a windfall tax, a Russian ship got into difficulty, and we heard a Star Wars origin story
Sep 1, 2026 · 44:35
In these clips from Easter 2022, there's a reception problem, we got lost in a city and we were all let out again.
Aug 27, 2026 · 40:58
In these clips carrying on from the last episode, a woman had a dream about Pickles (not the food) and Mr Blobby went to Ukraine
Aug 25, 2026 · 39:50
In these clips from two different shows from four years ago, we were talking about Fishi's financial affairs, I have a conspiracy theory and we hear about retired sheep.
Aug 20, 2026 · 45:09
In these clips, we got a bill for £37 billion, a person in Spain had wind and a lady had a problem with her phone
Aug 18, 2026 · 42:36
In these clips from 2022, Fishi Sunak was keeping his options open, we heard about a bee-friendly bomb and there was a tale of a golf tantrum
Aug 13, 2026 · 45:27
In these clips from 2022, dental patients came together in solidarity, people cheated on Wordle, and Mr Blobby was in the altogether.
Aug 11, 2026 · 49:03
In these clips, I was having a tooth out, a children's amusement was making people angry and we were in a near miss with a celestial object.
Aug 6, 2026 · 41:06
In these clips following on from last time, it was early 2022 and we found that Sue Grey had a previous life, a man shouted at a street, and we thought about calling the police…
Aug 4, 2026 · 50:19
In these clips , there was a bash that wasn't a bash, we were talking about why young people don't vote much and wondered why some people imagine they are born to rule.
Jul 30, 2026 · 43:04
In this episode, Nick goes to the foot of his stairs, Caol wonders why, and they help with shopping trolleys and with paying contactless.
Jul 28, 2026 · 46:05
In these clips we were waiting for a report from a person who may or may not exist, and I predicted a coup by a man in horrible shorts
Jul 23, 2026 · 42:24
In this episode, Meat was past his use-by date, Bat Girl came to town and the catastrophic clown show continued.
Jul 21, 2026 · 40:12
In these clips, it was early 2022 people were trying to put out a big dog and the police said they weren't interested in investigating crimes that had happened in the past.
Jul 16, 2026 · 35:23
In these clips, the police told us we were to ignore crimes that happened in the past, Mr Blobby was in hiding and there was a plan to save a big dog
Jul 14, 2026 · 50:14
In these clips, it was a month before Vlad the Insaner launched his Special Operation, Mr. Blobby was being himself, and I predicted our next two PM’s
Jul 9, 2026 · 42:32
In these clips, there was a celebrity sighting, we were looking forward to our freedom and there was an identity fail.
Jul 7, 2026 · 41:52
In these clips, we were having a heatwave, Mr Blobby made an appointment and we heard where Pink Floyd got their ideas from.
Jul 2, 2026 · 42:42
In these clips, a person suggested an improvement to Formula 1, we went looking for indigenous chickens and we heard Tetchy Fagash's greatest hit.
Jun 30, 2026 · 38:33
In these clips, there was a silly Olympics story, a national anthem revelation and a man called after a good dinner
Jun 23, 2026 · 39:17
In these clips, a man in Uxbridge was unsatisfied with his MP, a huge celestial event took place, and the biggest show on Earth was about to begin
Jun 18, 2026 · 41:44
In these clips, we were still being run by Mr Blobby, zombies were among us and we heard of some cinema criminals. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production
Jun 16, 2026 · 42:59
In these clips from five years ago, someone said something controversial about a flag, I had an incident in South Africa and there was an international football tournament going…
Jun 11, 2026 · 45:39
In these clips from five years ago, there was a lovely tale about monkeys in South Africa and Super Sajman Jav executed a power stance
Jun 8, 2026 · 43:16
In these clips, the Euro2020 competition was being played in 2021, because of The Invisible Menace, England had won a game and a lady confessed she was mobile-free. The Nick…
Jun 3, 2026 · 44:20
In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played…
Jun 1, 2026 · 45:31
In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall. Nick Abbot…
May 27, 2026 · 40:05
In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was…
May 25, 2026 · 38:44
In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)
May 20, 2026 · 38:23
In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.
May 18, 2026 · 47:40
In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint,…
May 13, 2026 · 40:17
In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.
May 11, 2026 · 42:46
In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.
May 6, 2026 · 43:54
In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.
May 4, 2026 · 37:07
In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirking The Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production
Apr 29, 2026 · 40:00
In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways
Apr 27, 2026 · 47:26
In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.
Apr 22, 2026 · 42:50
In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt
Apr 20, 2026 · 43:42
In these clips from 2021, 'twas the night before a football game, there was a history whitewash underway and we heard a suggestion for a PM substitute
Apr 15, 2026 · 47:53
In these clips from Summer 2021, there was a story about chickens and we were wondering what would happen if everyone put the kettle on simultaneously during half-time.
Apr 13, 2026 · 38:15
In these clips from 2021, we had a big game coming up, we were about to be let out and Jacob Smugg became a rapper
Apr 8, 2026 · 39:28
In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience
Apr 6, 2026 · 43:15
It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.
Apr 1, 2026 · 39:02
In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.
Mar 30, 2026 · 41:31
It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday
Mar 25, 2026 · 42:45
In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.
Mar 23, 2026 · 43:38
In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got…
Mar 18, 2026 · 43:44
In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.
Mar 16, 2026 · 41:13
In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.
Mar 11, 2026 · 40:43
In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.
Mar 9, 2026 · 46:21
In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.
Mar 4, 2026 · 41:52
In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.
Mar 2, 2026 · 40:36
In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.
Feb 25, 2026 · 40:42
In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.
Feb 23, 2026 · 42:01
In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.
Feb 18, 2026 · 44:14
In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an…
Feb 16, 2026 · 43:53
In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.
Feb 11, 2026 · 41:19
In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.
Feb 9, 2026 · 44:27
In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the…
Feb 6, 2026 · 42:22
It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got…
Feb 2, 2026 · 28:27
In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.
Jan 26, 2026 · 33:49
In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.
Jan 19, 2026 · 33:31
In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what…
Jan 12, 2026 · 33:30
In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal
Jan 5, 2026 · 30:10
In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.
Dec 22, 2025 · 27:23
In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.
Dec 15, 2025 · 29:23
In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any…
Dec 8, 2025 · 32:12
In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather…
Dec 1, 2025 · 33:29
In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.
Nov 24, 2025 · 30:43
In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.
Nov 17, 2025 · 34:38
In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in…
Nov 10, 2025 · 29:49
In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election
Nov 3, 2025 · 30:27
In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the…
Oct 27, 2025 · 28:39
It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.
Oct 20, 2025 · 35:57
In these clips from Spring four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to…
Oct 13, 2025 · 34:59
In these clips from almost 5 years ago, the usual suspects were flag hugging, Mr Blobby was the Dear Leader and there was an invasion of TV people.
Oct 6, 2025 · 32:02
In these clips from three years ago, Fishi Sunak was complaining about the press being mean to him, a nice lady had a nice idea to improve Downing Street and Bodger was on…
Sep 29, 2025 · 28:46
In these clips from three years ago, a woman calls with a hedgehog tale, I wondered about an MPs hair-don't and we talked about comedy overseers.
Sep 22, 2025 · 30:50
In these clips from Spring 2022, the government said it was giving us money, fines were being doled out to the little people (not leprechauns) and Will Smith had a moment at the…
Sep 15, 2025 · 32:23
In these clips from Spring 2022, England were drawn against the USA in the World Cup, there was an update on promises made by those that who said everything would be better if we…
Sep 8, 2025 · 36:06
It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for…
Sep 1, 2025 · 30:17
It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".
Aug 25, 2025 · 29:54
In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.
Aug 18, 2025 · 34:20
In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in…
Aug 11, 2025 · 28:00
In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.
Aug 4, 2025 · 29:14
In these clips Wills and Wotsit were in the Caribbean, there was an indication as to which party makes you better off and Fishi Sunak went to a garage.
Jul 28, 2025 · 32:46
It was Spring 2022 and we were talking about the clocks changing, Fishi was squirming and a nice lady had a special sweatshirt made.
Jul 21, 2025 · 36:15
In these clips from 2022 we were talking about Elon Musk, who we didn't know very well at the time, there was a first call from a lady who has since become a regular favourite…
Jul 14, 2025 · 26:26
In these clips from 2022, the clocks were about to go forward, there was a chill in the air and Fishi Sunak was confused at the till.
Jul 7, 2025 · 34:40
In these clips from 2022, Mr Blobby was in charge, the government was pretending to be cross at Russian oligarchs, the Tories were having a get-together and were trying to make…
Jun 30, 2025 · 39:07
In these clips from three years ago, there was a suggestion that MPs didn't like, a woman tells of South Korean happiness levels and I had a dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Jun 23, 2025 · 29:35
In this week's clips from 2022, Wills and Wotsit were on a badly judged Jamaican tour, an unlikely person was helping the poor, there was a heatwave in an unusual place and I had…
Jun 16, 2025 · 28:49
In these clips from 2022, Bodger was still the Dear Leader but Labour had a plan, a prince was our secret weapon and there was a lot of weather about
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